Horizontal Vagina 

The angle of the asian women's vagina.

Vagina=Horizontal.... it's science.

Warning: The horizontal vagina is 1/3 communist, 1/3 mythical creature, and 1/3 akward.

Horizontal Vagina by wizard sleeve October 18, 2010

Martha Stewart's Vagina 

the unpleasant odor characterized by cleaning product scents that attempt to cover up the original unpleasant smell; the air freshener or cleaning product that, instead of fixing the odor, makes it an even more repulsive smell.

Damn, you should've just left your bedroom smelling like sex. That Febreeze just made it smell like Martha Stewart's Vagina up in here!

Martha Stewart's Vagina by Justin R Wilson August 25, 2006

vaginda 

A womans agenda is a vaginda

1. I'd be careful with that girl, she always has a vaginda!
2. Hey girl, what's on your vaginda for the day?

vaginda by The G-Scho January 25, 2008

Vaginal Villain

One whose villany towards vaginas is surpassed only by his fondling fervor for the fallopian freeway. This man knows how to spread the bees knees and please without fees. When he walks down the street he can blow even the tightest pies wide open with his other-worldly and downright demonic charm. A woman could be head over heels, hysterically humping her honorable husband, but if this man so much as pelvic-thrusts within a 28-mile radius she will immediately dismount and frantically search for the source of such sexual stimulation; inevitably pouncing on him and demanding the ransacking of her ravenous ravine.

Girl 1: ....OMG!

Girl 2: YOU FELT THAT TOO?!

Girl 1: ....yeah...there must be evil forces at work here...

Girl 2: you mean...*gulp*...like a vaginal villain?

Girl 1: ....might be....either way, hang on to your pussy girlfriend, this is going to be one crazy night....

Vaginal Villain by B.D. Joe October 12, 2010

Vagina Fingers 

The product of when an aroused woman places her hand in her pants and later inserts her vaginally lubricated fingers into the mouth of her male partner.

Woman: Here taste my vagina fingers. That's how you know you're doing a GOOD job! YEAHRARAAHHHH
Unsuspecting Male: (laughing) What the hell?

Vagina Fingers by CDSmooth March 30, 2011

Vaginal Eruption 

The life-scarring image of a woman's vagina while giving birth at a very late age. Will cause your mind to be forever haunted by flashbacks of the incident.

Duh: Are you going into labor??

Muh: Yes! Don't watch, the Vaginal Eruption will make you blind!

Vaginal Eruption by uhfduhmuhbuhmk June 6, 2011

vagina kart wii 

Vagina kart Wii is played by a girl shoving a Wii remote up her pussy and bending her body in order for the controller to move inside the pussy, allowing the noob female gamer to control the movements in the game. Before this is done the 2, or accelerate button is duct taped down on the Wii remote to ensure that their character is still moving. This could also be played with the Wii remote inside the anus.

This hardcore Japanese chick told me how to play vagina kart Wii the other day, it was intense. She says she still pwns in Mario kart while experiencing an orgasm.

vagina kart wii by KidWhoLags69 January 16, 2014