A tool is a person who is overly obsessed with their body image. Usually a man who feels the need to be ridicuosly ripped. A tool often gets around and has trouble committing to one woman.
by alinafu May 23, 2012
Get the Tool mug.One who walks/runs around without a shirt, wears their hat on backwards, spends their summer in just swim trunks because they love the way their 6 pack looks, even when it's 65 degrees and raining. Wants to be a model, and or post model type pictures on their facebook,twitter,tumblr account, talks to multiple women in the same day, has way to many friends on facebook that he has never seen in real life, is late to everything, and usually is capable of getting attention from women from their unusual ability of playing the drums very well, said the word SWAG more than three times in their life immediately classifies them as a classic tool. Or longboards everywhere because they cant drive yet / or bum a ride off a friend that day.
by clay10roll November 7, 2012
Get the Tool mug.A group of the coolest kids known to man. They all get together to circle jerk over atheism and politics among other ventures. They all love the P as well
by McdouchebagTheThird December 10, 2012
Get the Tool Squad mug.It's tool+charismatic, with a huge hint of sarcasm. It describes when a somewhat attractive toolish person who self-denies and/or is unaware of the fact that he/she is a tool seeks attention/support through social media or/and other public platforms, and intendes to manipulate others' judgments with his/her "covert" toolishness.
X (referring to a gal X's involved with): Dude, she's throwing a rant complaining about abc again on Facebook again.
Y: Meh, such a toolismatic attention seeker. Honestly, no one gives a hoot.
X: EXACTLY.
Y: Meh, such a toolismatic attention seeker. Honestly, no one gives a hoot.
X: EXACTLY.
by WonderLandCA July 12, 2013
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Get the tool merchant mug.A woman who steals all your shit. Then has the balls to ask for help. Also who steals your kid and acts like she did the right. In reality all she is doing is giving that child a horrible life. One who sucks major asshole. Eats cooters.
by Firenerd January 26, 2014
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a group of douchebags, swagfags, or other forms of assholes. Most commonly appearing in high schools and middle schools. Members can be distinguished by usually wearing polo shirts, chubbies, athletic shorts, long socks, and expensive sneakers. Often treat other people like crap, listen to hip hop music in an attempt to appear cooler, and are far-right Republican. Many tool squadees are spoiled and used to getting whatever they want from their rich parents, and are almost always white.
The only things that they talk about are athletics (specifically lacrosse), pointless social matters, and how "hard" their life is.
a group of douchebags, swagfags, or other forms of assholes. Most commonly appearing in high schools and middle schools. Members can be distinguished by usually wearing polo shirts, chubbies, athletic shorts, long socks, and expensive sneakers. Often treat other people like crap, listen to hip hop music in an attempt to appear cooler, and are far-right Republican. Many tool squadees are spoiled and used to getting whatever they want from their rich parents, and are almost always white.
The only things that they talk about are athletics (specifically lacrosse), pointless social matters, and how "hard" their life is.
Bob: So then I said-
John: Look out, Tool Squad up ahead.
(Both swerve to avoid the mass of concentrated douchebaggery.)
Bob: *whew* That was close.
Tool Squad Member #1: My parents won't get me the new iPhone, my life is so hard.
Tool Squad Member #2: Are you coming to lacrosse practice tonight?
John: Look out, Tool Squad up ahead.
(Both swerve to avoid the mass of concentrated douchebaggery.)
Bob: *whew* That was close.
Tool Squad Member #1: My parents won't get me the new iPhone, my life is so hard.
Tool Squad Member #2: Are you coming to lacrosse practice tonight?
by ainm-cleite October 28, 2014
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