twat waffle

a douchebag who walks all over the Earth with no remorse

Me: “Why is he such a douche?

Friend. “I know that fucking twat waffle.”

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Twat wafflery

The act of being an asshole or twat waffle.

John says...That’s some twat wafflery going on over there.

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That Kevin's got a massive twat whopper.

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The standard male penis or one that has a deviating angle towards the head.

She always has extraordinary orgasms due to her husband’s genetically perfect twat cane.

twat cane by Koeito August 2, 2023

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The mucus-y subtance that is produced by a possibly unhealthy twat.

I swear, she stuck a bottle in her cooter, pulled it out, and drank the twat snot that collected in it.

twat snot by bunny September 15, 2004

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the act of extending the fingers and palm towards the female genitalia to produce an enjoyable sound

"dude sheehan said jenn yelled at his for giving her a twat slap last night"

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A man who substitutes a warm buttery bagel for a moist vagina.

Jerry is twat bagel because he has substainal amount of butter and bagels and has no girl friend or apparent life.

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