Treeb

The act of having sexual intercourse with a herborious organism.

Jhon couldn't get some from his girlfriend so he had to treeb

by dat plant July 3, 2009

tree rape

The process of any forced penetration by any botanical entity.

Bill - "Have you seen Evil Dead?"
Jedidiah - "Yeah that bitch got tree raped"

by blackfooted December 3, 2013

tree hump

When a male or female, out of loneliness humps a tree in public while everyone is watching.

Girl: He looks lonely.

Girl 2: Good thing he's tree humping

by Funbutter April 17, 2014

Tree-man

my noob best friend who I gave a youtube channel that sucks.

Tree-man is the nooby one in the group.

by BladeOverlord May 13, 2019

goth tree

A concept created by the goths who frequent the EMS board on neopets.

Originally it spawned when the *xmastree* smiley was used by a single user who is a member of the EMS Goths as an accessory to liven up their topic titles. Since it was used often, other EMS Goths begin to use it in their topic titles as a way for other EMS Goths to easily find the board where their EMS Goth counterparts would be chatting.
And thus it became an iconic symbol of the Goths of EMS.

It is still used on the EMS board by the Goths who chat there. Chances are that if you see a board with that smiley on that forum, there'll be Goths there.

Come, my friends, let us skip around the goth tree.

What's this music I hear coming forth from the depths of this spruce?

by Lord God Almighty December 13, 2008

zombie tree

if a zombie bites a tree that tree will get the zombie virus and will grow legs from its roots arms from its branches and a mouth somewhere on the trunk, if this tree produces fruit then the fruit will also be evil zombie fruits.

guy 1: why is that tree running towards me
guy2: that is a zombie tree

by the little apple that could April 6, 2010

been hit with every branch of the ugly tree

some one so ugly that they look like they have been hit with every branch of the ugly tree as they fel out of it. so super ugly that their mother couldn't kiss them.

"man that guy has a face that looks like he's been hit with every branch of the ugly tree."(A really bad looking guy that you wouldnt let your worst enemy fuck!)

by samkim February 9, 2008