tim story

Story that has no meaning or is so obvious it is dumb.

tim told us a tim story

Ex: Yea i went to that one place once.

by lvalleymanl August 12, 2007

tim mace

a lover of penguins

i've dedicated my life to penguins, dude you're no tim mace

by Aali October 10, 2013

Tim Duncan

the most overrated player in the NBA. not half as good as Kevin Garnett!

Kevin Garnett could kick Tim Duncans ass anyday

by hickerdicker April 3, 2005

Tim Nelms

An attractive hermaphrodite

Penis, breasts, Tim Nelms

by Pat March 16, 2004

Tim Hortons

The Canadian version of Dunkin’ Donuts but way better. They have coffee iced drinks bagels donuts breakfast and lunch and so much more they’re open 24 seven and they are the best Canadian cafe. Often shorten to Tim’s or Timmies

Hey you wanna go to tim Hortons for coffee sometime?

by CodeBlueCodeBlue August 13, 2020

Tim Hortons

The shittiest coffee shop ever. I am Canadian and I hate it.

Their motto:
Always fresh.

We know better....

Scenario 1:
Randomer: Dude!! wanna hit timmy h's?!
Normal Human Being: FUCK NO!! I love my life. I am too young to die.
_________________________________________________
Scenario 2:
Fucktard: mmm Tim Hortons is the best!
-The next day Fucktard has to skip school due to a severe case of explosive diarrhea-
_________________________________________________
Scenario 3:
Customer: EXCUSE ME!! can I get my order now?! I've being studying the wall paper for the past five minutes. I have memorized the pattern.
Employee: Justa minute justa minute!
Customer: You've been saying that for the past half hour!!
-walks away angrily-

by whothefuckistom October 29, 2009

tim duncan

power foward that sux ass, that he has to bank in every shot he takes. He measures the angle he has to shot the ball to hit the backboard and then shoots his shot. Thats why he takes so long to shoot.

God damn, that guy can't shoot for shit, maybe he should try a Tim Duncan.

by skills January 8, 2005