Tim Li

Tim is a great guy with a huge... heart and a huge... muscles and most importantly a huge... dick. You can always rely on him for whatever, whether that be a good time in bed or... a good time on the coach so make sure you hold his... I mean him tightly

Me: Hey Tim Li, could you help me with my bed, I think it’s needs some fixing from last night?
Tim Li: sure

by What’s ur number? October 30, 2018

Tim McGraw

When someone in front of you passes gas and walks away.

Do you smell that? That dude just Tim McGraw'd.

by darrenteed July 16, 2018

Tim Duncan

the most overrated player in the NBA. not half as good as Kevin Garnett!

Kevin Garnett could kick Tim Duncans ass anyday

by hickerdicker April 3, 2005

Tim Nelms

An attractive hermaphrodite

Penis, breasts, Tim Nelms

by Pat March 16, 2004

Tim Hortons

The Canadian version of Dunkin’ Donuts but way better. They have coffee iced drinks bagels donuts breakfast and lunch and so much more they’re open 24 seven and they are the best Canadian cafe. Often shorten to Tim’s or Timmies

Hey you wanna go to tim Hortons for coffee sometime?

by CodeBlueCodeBlue August 13, 2020

Tim Hortons

The shittiest coffee shop ever. I am Canadian and I hate it.

Their motto:
Always fresh.

We know better....

Scenario 1:
Randomer: Dude!! wanna hit timmy h's?!
Normal Human Being: FUCK NO!! I love my life. I am too young to die.
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Scenario 2:
Fucktard: mmm Tim Hortons is the best!
-The next day Fucktard has to skip school due to a severe case of explosive diarrhea-
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Scenario 3:
Customer: EXCUSE ME!! can I get my order now?! I've being studying the wall paper for the past five minutes. I have memorized the pattern.
Employee: Justa minute justa minute!
Customer: You've been saying that for the past half hour!!
-walks away angrily-

by whothefuckistom October 29, 2009

tim duncan

power foward that sux ass, that he has to bank in every shot he takes. He measures the angle he has to shot the ball to hit the backboard and then shoots his shot. Thats why he takes so long to shoot.

God damn, that guy can't shoot for shit, maybe he should try a Tim Duncan.

by skills January 8, 2005