Grape

A colloquialism used by US Marine Corps drill instructors during boot camp to refer to the heads of recruits.
See also: brain housing group

Hey you nasty thing, I know we put our friggin cover on our doggone grape outdoors!

by gunkorn December 14, 2021

Grape

An insult. Suggesting a low level in intelligence, an unprecedented level of stupidity.

Example provided by Wolf Van Halen in a tweet 03/21/23 “ Van Halen is literally my fucking name you grape”

by lafitteca March 22, 2023

Colossal Grape

Avoid eating these at all costs! These grapes are poisonous and 1-5 weeks after you ate one you’ll experience repugnant pain.

“Colossal Grapes are very poisonous”

by Dr.Wots July 29, 2019

Grape

When you say you'll be back soon, be somewhere at a time, or say you'll be back in a few minutes and instead you are hours late or days late. If you are days late, you have picked up a hobby in the interim.

I can't believe they would pull a grape on me. They said they'd be here in 20 minutes and its been 3 hours.

by Thatoneguywhosaysthings October 15, 2023

crunchy grape

when you stick a grape up your anus and eat it afterwards

Damn David! Those crunchy grapes last night were delicious!

by daddddillydilly February 6, 2018

grape

It means great, but its from a meme in wich woman from Pakistan is saying GRAPEE instead of great.

kid: I LOVE PAKISTAN AND I WILL DIE FOR PAKISTAAAAAAAN!!!
Woman: GRAPEEEEEEEE. EVERYONE WILL HAVE CARROTS

by GrapeEaterLOL May 31, 2021

They did surgery on a grape

A bad meme.

Doesn't deserve to be put on the internet.

Guy 1: They did surgery on a grape!
Guy 2: *grabs gun*

by Aurumakerman December 1, 2018