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Google Light

The bright white light that emanates from google, used to light up the desk in front of you. Good for eating late night dinner in front of your computer.
Phil made a mess of the table after jacking off to some late night porn. If it wasn't for google light he would have never cleaned it up properly.
by Mangoninja October 10, 2008
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Google Haxor

Is a Google mirror of sorts, which has its links written in the basic Language of L33t
Acces of google haxor fallows:

1) go to regular google
2) wright google jaxor
3) click im feeling lucky... boom your their
by none85 July 20, 2005
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Google elitist

Someone who views every Google invention as basic to human survival.
"Dude, have you checked out Google Latitude? It's awesome!"
"Stop being such a Google elitist."
by secondmilestyle February 11, 2009
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Google Hell

This is when you have to suffer through a conversation with someone who thinks they know it all, the Know It All will ramble on and on throwing out facts and acts surprised when you don't know what they are talking about, these people aren't well liked
Listening to him is like some kind of Google Hell
by Googled Hell April 24, 2017
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Google Ogle

To google oneself and revel in all the posts about themselves found on Google search.
"Keanu Reeves doesn't know he's the Internet's Boyfriend because he doesn't Google Ogle himself"

"Kim Kardashian spends 24 hours a day Google Ogling herself"

"I didn't know I was famous in Japan till I Googled Ogled myself"
by CyrusMuller June 15, 2019
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Google flu

The self diagnosis of influenza having read the symptoms on the internet.
He bought five packets of anti-viral drugs from a gentleman in Lagos but it was only Google flu.
by Baron Whimwham July 16, 2009
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facebook google

To search for someone specific on Facebook. The ultimate form of creeping.
Girl 1: Bob is so cute.
Girl 2: What's his last name?
Girl 1: White.
Girl 2: I just facebook googled him and I agree!
by copsandroberts November 3, 2010
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