girl garden

The mons pubis of a woman.

Going out with Tony on Saturday.

That's your third date. You made an appointment to take care of your girl garden?

Hellz yeah, it's like Chewbacca moved into my pants.

by Shuaman September 9, 2018

garden kisses

A kiss only the flowers of a garden could give you 💕

The new blossom gave me the garden kisses I so truly admire 💕

by Foreverlonelyyy March 30, 2023

Olive Garden

A place that never stops the cheese grater unless you say when. Can also be a dumbass who has 285 children.

I went to Olive Garden and it was bussin
Olive Garden is a bitch

by OliveTreeWhosGotSpeed December 9, 2023

Sham Garden

A religious institution that does not follow its own belief system.

“I honestly know any churches I can point you in the direction to go to, this town is full of sham gardens.” - Danielle H.

by LIStrong128 March 8, 2024

Garden Gnoming

The insertion of anything or anyone (other than a butt plug, anal beads, or dildo) into one's anus for torture, fun, or sexual pleasure. (Related to the Mexican Lawn Mower)

If you keep fucking with me, I am going to Garden Gnome you with my cousin Jimmy. I would love to Garden Gnome with you, Lisa, but only if I get to be the Garden Gnome. Carrie, have you been Garden Gnomed by Larry before? Bobby want to go Garden Gnoming with me after school?

by LosPollos the Gnome October 14, 2025

emperors garden

Referring to the pubic area of a male.

Ya girl he had an emperors garden down there with lush fruit and vegetation.

by "MADMAN" September 5, 2021

Hows yer garden

How is everything are you ok, is everyone your responsible ok

Alright my lover you good hows yer garden

by fatfonze September 5, 2025