Lobster Shower

A shower just a little hotter than comfortable that results in a red/pink afterglow not unlike a cooked lobster.

You're looking a bit red, are you ok?

Yeah, I had a lobster shower this morning.

by b-13 January 9, 2014

Raisin Shower

A raisin shower is when you gather a whole bucket full of deer turds and raisins (and possibly coffee beans) and throw them onto your girlfriend before having sex with her. She'll be so enthralled with your penis (or strap-on if your a chick) that she won't be able to differentiate between eating raisins or turds, but she'll kick your ass later, and it will give you pleasure if you have a foot-in-ass fetish.

Dude, I gave my babe a Raisin Shower last night and she stuck her foot so far up my ass after words that I cried and used my leftover tears as lube!

by Beefboy June 9, 2014

life shower

When you take a shower to remove the drunken sins of the prior night.

I was so drunk last night, I railed the ugliest girl in the bar so I woke up and took a life shower

by NateJ_8 July 23, 2014

kensington shower

Verb
1- A shower during the middle of the night using a neighbors hose typically in secrecy. The true embodiment of the cause of this action is usually commonly drug addiction, homelessness, and poverty(Delinquent payments).

Origination-Philadelphia: Kensington and surrounding neighborhoods

"I heard Johnny, Steve's neighbor caught him taking a Kensington Shower last night, and from what I heard he whipped his ass and took his shoes."

by RoDizzleYerNizzle October 23, 2014

Gentlemen's Shower

A shower that consists of copious amounts of cologne, body spray, and/or deodorant without actually showering. The purpose of the gentlemen's shower is to appear as a gentleman, even though you're a filthy slob who can't bother to shower.

John was running late for his interview so he took a gentlemen's shower as to appear as a functional member of society.

by TeoMcDohl December 15, 2014

The Shower Effect

When one mistakenly thinks that one is alone in the house/apartment, and begins to do things one wouldn't do it one was with other people -- like singing, laughing at pictures of Hannah Montana, or fapping.

Chinbo: WHOOAHHHH WE'RE HALF WAY THERE! WHOOOOAHHHH LIVIN ON A --

Tyrone: Dafuq you doin' Chinbo?

Chinbo: Oops didn't see you there! You were so quiet you caused The Shower Effect...

by Eye_Ronick November 30, 2013

Tokyo Shower

A more formal phrase for Bukkake

"Yea, all us guys haver her the Ol' Tokyo Shower last night"

by Eric_2.1 March 7, 2015