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tea job

When drinking and enjoying a nice cup of tea. Take a sip and keep the heat in your mouth then give your partner a blow job. The hot sensation classes this as a 'tea job'
I gave him a tea job last night
by Heypolly April 13, 2015
mugGet the tea jobmug.

boiling the tea

when you say something savage af to plot 2 people against each other
usually followed by double fisting 2 gallons of bleach into your throat
You: "hey i heard *insert friend here* said something about you, here are the screenshots to prove it*
You: wow im boiling the tea lol
by drinkingbleach September 5, 2016
mugGet the boiling the teamug.

tea and honey

Tea and honey is another way of saying let's have sex covered in honey
Hey want some tea and honey
by Wassup mandle August 5, 2017
mugGet the tea and honeymug.

Italian Tea

A cup of piss. Served to haze new recruits in gangs
by JayDee3d October 16, 2019
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Kresh Tea

A alcoholic drink comprised of jack daniels, grey goose, and fireball. The drink is poured into a tea cup and drank as a shot.
we drank Kresh Tea until we vomited on the police officer trying to arrest us. I gave a girl Kresh tea then she was giving that pussy away like it was going out of style
by poop pope May 22, 2010
mugGet the Kresh Teamug.

Tea drinker

Another word for someone who guzzles cum
Luke: I think I want some tea instead of coffee

Tyler: So in other words, you like to guzzle cum. Fucking tea drinker
by DarkCoffee July 14, 2021
mugGet the Tea drinkermug.

Nuclear Tea

Tea that is made by placing a teabag in a cup of cold water, then nuking (microwaving) it till it's hot.
Oh shit, the kettle's broken! Guess it's nuclear tea for me till I get a new one...
by Nuketea October 6, 2011
mugGet the Nuclear Teamug.

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