"Hey, I'm cooking dinner. Would you like a Texas Hamburger?"
"Isn't that where you eat lunch meat out of your neighbor's asshole?"
"Uh, I don't think so."
"Then make mine a double!"
"Isn't that where you eat lunch meat out of your neighbor's asshole?"
"Uh, I don't think so."
"Then make mine a double!"
by Izoss January 26, 2007
dude,brice,andrew and calvin gave josh's sister so many texas accordions last night,it was ridiculous
by The Knitestick March 19, 2010
When a girl is giving a BJ before 10am. She barfs on his stick. The guy then milks from his stick at the same time. The girl then gobbles and slurps it up and spits it into the guys mouth and he swallows it.
He is full from his texas breakfast!
by The Killer of Pigs October 17, 2018
When a girl/guy gives a handjob, they turn their hand so that their thumb is pointing down, then grab the penis :)
by Susana February 26, 2006
in the act of cumming and shitting on your toothbrush making it feel like toothpaste then make your partner brush their teeth with it
Last night your mom complained about her stained teeth so i gave her the texas toothbrush
My dogs teeth were dirty so i gave him the texas toothbrush
My dogs teeth were dirty so i gave him the texas toothbrush
by coreyschwartz May 18, 2007
A Big Texas is when you ejaculate into a cowboy hat and then put it on someones head.
A good prank to play on hicks.
A good prank to play on hicks.
by Tyfighter April 11, 2009
A stupid town next to some railroad tracks that is mostly known for its nothingness and for the local high school's cheereleaders pissing in another teammates cup of coke. This town is now commonly referred to as the "Piss-coke town".
This town is also commonly referred to as "Saggyballs"
This town is also commonly referred to as "Saggyballs"
Tom: Hey Bob, did you hear about that school where the cheerleaders peed in their teammates coke? It is in Saginaw, Texas.
Bob: Oh yeah, lol, the pisscoke school. Yeah, I have heard of "Saggy-balls".
Bob: Oh yeah, lol, the pisscoke school. Yeah, I have heard of "Saggy-balls".
by HerpDerpPedobear October 16, 2010