You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

"You're tearing me apart, Lisa!" is the official motto of the cucks. It is from the best worst film "The Room". You're the fiancee of a thot named Lisa who's in love with your best friend, Mark. Mark and Lisa big bang each other, and you become officially cucked. This is how Lisa tears you apart. You thought you were the only person who fucks her belly button and can see her tiddies, but you were wrong, cuck.

thottie lisa: "i can't talk right now."
tommy: "why lisa, WHY LISA? please talk to me, PLEASE. you're part of my life, you are everything, i could not go on without you lisa."
thottie lisa: "you're scaring me."
tommy: "you're lying, I NEVER HIT YOU! YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!"

by fatb8tch July 20, 2019

This post will age terribly

Biden Is Asshole

"this post will age terribly" but its okay because biden will always be a stinky turd.

by danadakryingerrail February 21, 2021

terrillurgent

When dealing with an uprising in a foreign country, and not sure if the acts of violence are terrorism, an isurgency, or the work of guerillas

Today, terrillurgents killed 25 people in a suicide attack.

by Pete January 24, 2005

terricited

Being simultaneously terrified and excited.

Dude, I was terricited on my first skydiving trip too.

by gabysbrain March 19, 2010

terrible turney

A phrase for a terrible teacher who hates her students

Aw man she's a real terrible turney

by Zuckermunch May 26, 2018

Terrislylastly

(Ter-ris-lee-lastly)
A word one says when context is needed to understand a given situation.

Guy1: And then my Grandma had a heart attack, but it was okay, cause she had a Jewish Doctor with her.

Guy2: Um... Terrislylastly?

by Languagefax March 26, 2019

Uncharted territory

This what you call a girl who still has her v card. Being a virgin. No sexual experience ever. Never been kissed or hug. Hand haven’t been kissed. Nothing. Not even been out on a date.

Who will brave those waters? That’s uncharted territory and can’t learn from any other man how to get this girl in bed easily.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 5, 2022