Swimmer

The guy in Atlas who thinks its cool to have really we looking hair.

There's swimmer again.

by peter baker January 14, 2004

SwimFan

a good movie except the guys speedo was on a LITTLE too tight

by §arah April 1, 2003

Dropping the Duke boys off at the swimming hole

Taking a smelly,country style dump

I was dropping the Duke boys off at the swimming hole and they splashed me.

by Frank Lee Usuck III March 15, 2019

swimming

A term used as a sexual inuendo - alone as masturbation. The addition of other terms alluding to swimming conexts should also be considered so as the swimming is a lewd and sexual act.

How'd you sprain your wrist? Swimming, you say...
Yeah he's propper Welsh - swims with sheep and everything...
Hah, he uses flotation devises to keep him up when swimming! I guess it's not as bad as needing preformance enhancing drugs to keep going...
She was my first swimming insructor.. What do you mean she teaches kids?!!
etc. etc.

by SamOh July 15, 2006

Swimming

drinking

Dude let's go swimming this weekend.

by wilfrd291 May 25, 2011

swimming

A sport, often misunderstood by outsiders, which requires no work at all. Swimming is an excuse for a sport and does not require much more than physical endurance and technique. Anyone who swims for a year will be just as good or better than other "swimmers," at least ona high school level. Certain college and adult level swimmers are certainly viable athletes, although personal experience of high school swimming clarifies its lack of real "sport" characteristic. If one wishes to expand one's physical abilties, one would be better pursuing anything else (i.e. basketball, football, wrestling, soccer)

Actual Athelete: Do a pushup, man, since you say you're such a great athlete and all.
Swimmer: (whispering) Okay, don't tell anybody this, but swimming doesn't actually make me an athlete! I just say that to make friends and feel good about myself. But it's a secret, so don't tell anyone!

by Billy Quinn January 21, 2006

Irish Swimmer

A red head (preferably from Ireland) who is a squirter

I fucked an Irish swimmer last night, she had a bunch of freckles and soaked my sheets. Can't wait to see her again.

by GIG Squaddddd December 3, 2013