Swearpage

The use of multiple swears after doing something bad.

Guy 1:"Fuck i just messed this bitch of a computer, Jesus Christ whats it doing, oh motherfucker don't restart, damnit restarted goddamn." fuck bitch shit motherfucker goddamn damn swearpage

by John Kreiglis November 11, 2009

sweatshant

Ragged sweatpants usually cut off or ripped below the knee, but above the ankle.

That crack-whore is wearing a nasty pair of sweatshants!

by Harry Keck November 6, 2010

sweatshirt jacketed

The act of wearing ones sweatshirt/hoodie/zip-hoodie under a jacket in order to stay warm.

Dude 1: yo bro it was so cold this morning
Dude 2: I know I sweatshirt jacketed this morning for the first time all year!

by cmacdeff December 1, 2010

sweariously

The conjunction of "I/you swear" and "seriously", for use when the user is utterly flustered by alarming information they have just received.

Sweariously?! I didn't even know they were making a sequel!

by hoboshorts April 20, 2011

Swearmagedon

n.
1) Event occurring when something so outrageous happens, every other word in response is a swear word.

2) Side effect of a temper tantrum

A) She was so flabbergasted, all that could be heard was a swearmagedon.

B) Yosemite Sam

by Philoseraptor May 22, 2013

sweasion

When ballsweat dries to form a mild adhesive, thus adhering ones sack to ones thigh.

I got some sweasion today from the weather being so hot and humid.

by chuckfinley3 January 5, 2015

Sears-Years

The time span when Sears Department Stores and catalogs were the only and therefore the best method of shopping and buying merchandise. The analog marketplace.

Well us old folks who grew up in the SEARS-YEARS... aren’t used to shopping online; or having to ‘research’ where to buy specific items. Back in the SEARS-YEARS, it was simple and easy to trust in the quality and value.

by Major Thomas Randle October 15, 2018