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The use of multiple swears after doing something bad.

Guy 1:"Fuck i just messed this bitch of a computer, Jesus Christ whats it doing, oh motherfucker don't restart, damnit restarted goddamn." fuck bitch shit motherfucker goddamn damn swearpage

Swearpage by John Kreiglis November 11, 2009

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swampage

When you are completely wet from your ass crack to the top of your back. Causes extreme wetness and grossness. Usually caused with direct sunlight.

Jesus dude, i don't want to play basketball anymore until you wipe yourself down with a towel, you have massive Swampage.

swampage by Swampage April 17, 2008

Related Words

Swearpage • swearage • Swearmagedon • Smearage • swampage • swapage • swappage • Swarage • Swarmageddon • Swearapeutic

swappage

Making out for excessively long periods of time and exchanging copious amounts of saliva.

The two of them had so much swappage they almost shared the eight gallons neccesary to contract AIDS from spit.

swappage by Amaal Greenwood-Goodwin January 15, 2006

Anal Seapage Leak

Seen often as the acronym ASL, in many chat rooms and more commonly Omegle. If your not lookin for love, this is one of the many ways to get that pedo off your balls/ovaries. Give them the Anal Seapage Leak, it's rather funny.

*A stranger connected, say Hi*

Stranger: ASL

You: Dude you have an Anal Seapage Leak? I feel bad for you.

*Stranger Disconnected*

Anal Seapage Leak by Zomg Blackguy June 11, 2010

Swarage

Similar to the word ownage, but is used in some type of online war or battle. It is used to describe the war/battle as being ownage.

Person1: Isn’t this clan war great?
Person2: Yeah! It’s so swarage!

Swarage by Pirune June 24, 2009

swearage

The use of swear words. To include swear words in speech or in the written form

This story contains much swearage....

We'll have no swearage of that sort here..

swearage by Iammilkman September 9, 2005

Swearmare

When one finds themself in nightmarish situation and feels the need to swear uncontrollably, with faintest hope that it might actually help.

Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck shit wank I dropped my Blackberry down the shitting toilet and bugger me, it's not fucking insured. I think I just had a swearmare.

Swearmare by Quarky Bruno August 29, 2009

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026