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Get the Swearpage mug.When you are completely wet from your ass crack to the top of your back. Causes extreme wetness and grossness. Usually caused with direct sunlight.
Jesus dude, i don't want to play basketball anymore until you wipe yourself down with a towel, you have massive Swampage.
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The two of them had so much swappage they almost shared the eight gallons neccesary to contract AIDS from spit.
by Amaal Greenwood-Goodwin January 15, 2006
Get the swappage mug.Seen often as the acronym ASL, in many chat rooms and more commonly Omegle. If your not lookin for love, this is one of the many ways to get that pedo off your balls/ovaries. Give them the Anal Seapage Leak, it's rather funny.
*A stranger connected, say Hi*
Stranger: ASL
You: Dude you have an Anal Seapage Leak? I feel bad for you.
*Stranger Disconnected*
Stranger: ASL
You: Dude you have an Anal Seapage Leak? I feel bad for you.
*Stranger Disconnected*
by Zomg Blackguy June 11, 2010
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Get the swearage mug.When one finds themself in nightmarish situation and feels the need to swear uncontrollably, with faintest hope that it might actually help.
Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck shit wank I dropped my Blackberry down the shitting toilet and bugger me, it's not fucking insured. I think I just had a swearmare.
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