Swearpage 

The use of multiple swears after doing something bad.

Guy 1:"Fuck i just messed this bitch of a computer, Jesus Christ whats it doing, oh motherfucker don't restart, damnit restarted goddamn." fuck bitch shit motherfucker goddamn damn swearpage

Swearpage by John Kreiglis November 11, 2009

swampage

When you are completely wet from your ass crack to the top of your back. Causes extreme wetness and grossness. Usually caused with direct sunlight.

Jesus dude, i don't want to play basketball anymore until you wipe yourself down with a towel, you have massive Swampage.

swampage by Swampage April 17, 2008

swappage 

Making out for excessively long periods of time and exchanging copious amounts of saliva.

The two of them had so much swappage they almost shared the eight gallons neccesary to contract AIDS from spit.

swappage by Amaal Greenwood-Goodwin January 15, 2006

Anal Seapage Leak 

Seen often as the acronym ASL, in many chat rooms and more commonly Omegle. If your not lookin for love, this is one of the many ways to get that pedo off your balls/ovaries. Give them the Anal Seapage Leak, it's rather funny.

*A stranger connected, say Hi*

Stranger: ASL

You: Dude you have an Anal Seapage Leak? I feel bad for you.

*Stranger Disconnected*

Anal Seapage Leak by Zomg Blackguy June 11, 2010

Swarage 

Similar to the word ownage, but is used in some type of online war or battle. It is used to describe the war/battle as being ownage.

Person1: Isn’t this clan war great?
Person2: Yeah! It’s so swarage!

Swarage by Pirune June 24, 2009

swearage 

The use of swear words. To include swear words in speech or in the written form

This story contains much swearage....

We'll have no swearage of that sort here..

swearage by Iammilkman September 9, 2005

Swearmare

When one finds themself in nightmarish situation and feels the need to swear uncontrollably, with faintest hope that it might actually help.

Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck shit wank I dropped my Blackberry down the shitting toilet and bugger me, it's not fucking insured. I think I just had a swearmare.

Swearmare by Quarky Bruno August 29, 2009