The most pimpenest and illest g-thang. Walks with so much confidence you'll be scared of him. You'll think he's a SWAG MONSTER!
by Biak September 23, 2011
by C01e July 21, 2015
Guappin' out like the Rubleski aka Swag Nasty on a zillion aka 10 toilets aka guap, cake, b-day, all day like everyday my berfday!
Why you be jockin' my Ruble Swag?!
by Guap City August 07, 2009
A genre of rap that is based on original appearance and behavior. The lyrics are usually meaningless, but often so random and pleasant sounding that you can't help but listen to them.
by amphibian marauder April 07, 2012
The ultimate form and stage of the Swag cycle. The swag molecules will grow exponentially until it reaches a point where the molecules overflow through the person's body. This will usually corrupt the person's speech and body actions in a way so inexplicably awkward. The person will start to feel very fly, causing them to act like a bird and make them do the occasional bird sound. The biggest advantage of having awkward swag is that it makes them a chick magnet, which helps gain baby chickens.
Dude 1: Yo dude, you're acting so fly. Are you on meth?
Dude 2: Hahaha, no. It's my awkward swag.
Baby Chick 1: Hey girl, why am I attracted to that guy?
Baby Chick 2: IT'S HIS AWKWARD SWAG!!! HE'S A CHICK MAGNET!!
Dude 2: Hahaha, no. It's my awkward swag.
Baby Chick 1: Hey girl, why am I attracted to that guy?
Baby Chick 2: IT'S HIS AWKWARD SWAG!!! HE'S A CHICK MAGNET!!
by Mr Awkward Swaggg April 09, 2013
A person that has devoted their life to accumulating large amounts of swag. They do this in hopes that people will like having them around if they have swag, but little do they know that this hobby actually makes them less enjoyable to be around than if they had not collected any swag in the first place. Swag is said to have originally stood for "Secretly We Are Gay", and this would explain why Swag Collectors walk funny(Due to the ass fucking they just received). Swag Collectors can usually be seen wearing sideways hats(with the bill perfectly strait and the sticker still on it), and flashy clothing. The flashy clothing is thought to be a way of attracting mates, much in the way a peacock has bright feathers, with the exception that Swag Collectors are attempting to attract same-sex mates.
by non-SwagCollector December 17, 2012
Guy#1:Dude did you see that guy with his pants tucked into his socks? What a loser!
Guy#2: Nah bro that's the latest thing it's jockey swag. He has got some serious swag. Whatta boss.
Guy#2: Nah bro that's the latest thing it's jockey swag. He has got some serious swag. Whatta boss.
by JockeySwag December 05, 2011