Amish Surprise

When you cum in a food container and don't tell anyone and you wait for them to eat it

I totally left an AMISH SURPRISE in that jar of mayonnaise that Mikiel is putting onto his ham and cheese sandwhich

by lovemuffin69420 May 25, 2023

Surprise ketchup

A term used by broden kelly when one surprises another with ketchup to the face region or other areas

I like to surprise ketchup my friends

Dude we just surprised ketchupped amy

by Joeseph0 March 15, 2023

Surprise adopt

Taking a child that is not your daughter or son by legal, biological, adoption, foster, step, birth or donation.

This is also called kidnapping, Typically used to try to justify a kidnapping

I didn't kidnap his daughter I surprised adopt her without his knowledge. I kind of just snatched her. Kidnapped is a very strong term can we just use a surprise adopt?

by 459395 March 15, 2023

Surprise attack

When your getting your physical and the doctor leans down to look at your balls so you make your cock move so it hits them in the face

-bro, I did A surprise attack on my doctor once, the results were surprising.
-I might have to try that some day.

by UserR6088 March 18, 2023

sex by surprise

A crime in Sweden punishable by $700 fine. What Julian Assange is charged with, prompting the EU to issue an Interpol Red Notice, making Assange one of the most wanted criminals in Europe.

When the condom broke, Assange didn't inspect it fast enough, resulting in the crime of, 'sex by surprise'.

by marybethjones December 8, 2010

Superman Surprise

The act of having doggy style sex with a woman while wearing the work attire of Clark Kent. Then, unknowingly to the woman, and while still inside her, the man undresses to reveal a full Superman outfit, including a cape. He ejaculates and she turns around to be surprised by the man of steel himself.

I almost gave this bitch a heart attack when I gave her the Superman Surprise. She turned around and saw my cape flowing in the wind, then slapped me in the face.

by JamesBondage October 30, 2010

Iceland Surprise

The Iceland Surprise is best done during the winter when it is cold and snowy outside. After finishing coitus in the doggy style position, ask your partner "Is it cold in Iceland?" After the inevitable "Huh?" or "What?", proceed to take an icicle and inserting it into the meat tunnel of your partner in fornication. Yell "Surprise!" and hope that your actions will lead to the freezing of their juices.

Guy 1: So what did you do during the black out last night? It was like...negative ten outside.

Guy 2: Oh ya know, found some chick to fuck. I totally pulled the Iceland Surprise. And on top of that, I pulled a Sheboygan on her using snow instead of glitter!

Guy 1: Oh that's cold dude, real cold.

by A Bored Amish Man December 28, 2010