surpriseness

What a person sais when they cant think of the word surprise.

Girl 1: What does that cake taste like?

Girl 2: surpriseness!

Girl 1: do you mean surprise?

Girl 2: Ahh yes...

by pharavhor February 27, 2014

surprise, surprise

Used sarcastically to imply that somebody's or something's action was beforehand expected.

Surprise, Surprise: Bush Lied
By Robert Parry

by Buqa August 01, 2008

Surprised

The feeling you get when seeing what kind of things are allowed on urban dictionary.

I am surprised

by D-Monkey May 09, 2018

Surprise

When you unexpectedly insert your cock into a girls mouth while she is yawning.

While walking down the dorm hall, I gave Sarah a surprise.

by Bang Anus June 26, 2004

Surprised

That feeling you rarely get after the first time you actually enjoyed someone's company on a nice first night....

Like wow he's not an asshole who is trying to fk me. Surprised...

by A beautiful disaster July 15, 2013

surprise

A fart with a lump in it.

Billy thought he'd prank his sleeping sister by farting in her face,but he got a surprise in his shorts instead!

by dasanudas August 05, 2009

surprise

A verb commonly used to describe the action of thrusting ones self against another without their knowledge.
This will often be the only action a ranga will ever get.

its not rape if you say surprise!!

by Kristen01 August 17, 2008