Stealth Bed

A bed with out a frame or box spring that can squeak during sex. Perfect bed for great sexual adventures when in a home or apartment in which other people are staying. Name after a stealth fighter jet which is very quiet at night and often goes undetected.

Guy: Please come stay over at my place
Girl: No, you have a roommate and they will hear us having sex because the bed will squeak.
Guy: No worries, I have a Stealth Bed

by CanadianAnalyst March 28, 2015

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Stealth hoe

A girl who has a relationship with at least one guy for every period she has (including missed ones), yet pretends not to be a hoe.

-Yo, gabby gives more head than a serial street whore, the hell is with this innocent shit?

- what a stealth hoe! She sucked my dick!

-she sucked my dick too!

by Oliver closoff April 27, 2015

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Stealthflexing

A way of flexing around others with bigger muscles without the appearance you are in fact flexing. Stealth flexing gives you the excuse "I wasn't even flexing" when others start making fun of your gains......or lack there of...

Jereme was stealthflexing in order to show off his gains without ridicule.

by The Creator of Life. July 3, 2015

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seltrut

an animal with a turtle head, a dog tail, and chicken legs. it's the best thing ever invented by nayla c and elise ( seltrut is turtles backwards )

omg look at that seltrut over there it's so cute!

by 585838229529 July 30, 2016

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stealthclick

-verb (v.)
-noun (n.)
The act of stealthily clicking an object in the monitor of said screen. This will occur naturally to men and less to women, the human will stealthclick unto said "porn website" to hide information about said "anal videos"

"Jerry, where you stealthclicking?"

by inventingwords May 22, 2016

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