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miami springs

the place where cubans love to scream and fuck & where people think it’s cute to have 5+ body’s
me : hey bro your girl goes to miami springs?
him: hell no bro that school is full of leg spreading refs
by sikeyouthoughtt123 March 8, 2020
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Spring Stadium

A Spring Stadium is a stadium made of springs. You can use it when you want to talk about a stadium made of springs.
Person 1: We should build a stadium made of springs. A Spring Stadium if you will.
Person 2: It's Fall
by Legalize Spring Stadium August 26, 2020
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return to springs

return to springs from borderlands the pre sequel because return to springs
p1: hey what mission are u on
p2: return to springs
p1: return to springs?
p2: return to springs
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The Spring Break Effect

(n.) an unspecified period of time before spring break during which a student (or faculty member) loses the ability to accurately perceive the passage of time.

Dr. Richard Block identified a framework of four interrelated factors that affect this perception: (1) characteristics of the time experiencer, (2) time-related behaviors and judgments, (3) contents of a time period, and (4) activities during a time period.

The Spring Break Effect will cause noticeable changes in everyday life. For example, students will likely experience feelings of acedia (mental sloth, apathy, indifference, boredom) or exhaustion caused by sleep deprivation. Days will run together to the point where they are distinguished only by the assignments or exams scheduled. Most of an individual's "productive" time will be spent on academic tasks that will range between mindless and tedious. (If a suffer is subjected to these conditions for extended periods of time, particularly when tasks are mindlessly tedious, it is recommended that they consult a mental health professional.) Finally, those affected will spend increased and possibly unhealthy amounts of time on social networking sites (Twitter, Facebook, and Pinterest, if the subject is female).
Person A: "How is it only Tuesday?"
Person B: "I don't know. It feels like Friday."
Person C: "Dude, you're experiencing the Spring Break Effect."
Person A: "Is that fatal?"
Person C: "No, but staying awake for 72 hours might."
Person B: "Shit."
by Layla Clinch June 17, 2012
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hope springs eternal

( invented by Bret Baier at Fox News after the Louisiana flooding of Aug 2016): there's always hope even in the face of the worst disasters.
Donald Trump is running for president out of nationalism, patriotism and a more mature understanding (than Hilary Clinton) of the phrase hope springs eternal, specially when it applies to the inner city problems facing America
by Sexydimma April 7, 2021
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Silver Spring

A person, place, relationship, activity, time, idea or anything that has a moderate amount of capital or influence that can be tapped by a "silver digger" in order for them to support their life-style.
Anita Hill followed Clearance Thomas from job to job earning experience and influence, but when the silver spring dried up, all the sudden she was a sexual assault victim.
by LuvH8Peace November 27, 2017
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Incestuous Off-spring

Someone born with a long lineage involving incest, otherwise known as someone who can't get any bitches other than their family. People like these usually have deviated septums, blue eyes, schizophrenia, and NO RIZZ.
Jermajesty: “Look guys, I got my ancestry DNA results back”
Dorcas: “Woah dude this is pretty cool… wait, why is everyone in your family related.”
Jermajesty: “What do you mean bro”
Dorcas: “No way bro- that's crazy. Your family is from Sweet Home Alabama though. This chart makes you an incestuous off-spring. I would say talk to your family but idk what might happen.”
by tiddynope November 1, 2023
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