Jesus seats

When you have tickets to a game in the nosebleeds, but they're really far from the court/field high up in the stadium, which is why they're called Jesus seats since you're so high up you can see Jesus.
Guy 1: I got tickets to the game!

Guy 2: Where are they? They better not be Jesus seats.
by It's that dude June 13, 2020
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seat mate

the person (likely your very distracting bff) who you choose sit next to in class. This person will constantly harass you and the 2 of you will often get in trouble. do NOT be surprised if the teacher says things like "get your feet off the table and take off your eye masks, this isn't your living room and its not nap time" but ur too buzzed to even care.
girl: sauce me a waffle I'm hungry
bff: omg its blueberry eggo
girl: yayyyyy wanna take a nap
teacher: *sends email to parents saying*: In a nutshell, I feel that your daughter's performance in class is due almost entirely to not paying attention. Sometimes this is due to talking with her seat mate and sometimes this is due to sneak peeking at her phone.
by unicornsarereal February 16, 2018
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Bitch seat

The inside seat of the booth at a restaurant
Person 1:man I sat in the bitch seat last time you take it this time
Person 2:fine but you gotta pay the tip
by Foobackwards March 31, 2023
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Toilet seat

The area of a toilet pioneers who say they bring the wood always hit due to their small stature. Always tend to pick on people with great mouths and have a lot of sugar in the tank and to much salt
I would’ve hit inside but I have no aim and I hit the toilet seat and eat groceries
by Slimdaddy November 09, 2020
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Toilet Seat

An object that you sit on when you poop. Most people lick it as a trend on the internet. They are usually covered in pee in men’s bathrooms. They are very dirty, so DO NOT USE THEM!
Oh no, the toilet seat has a terd on it!
by Soapy hands February 08, 2022
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Take A Seat

Implying “secretly” that you want someone to sit on your face
I’d like you to “take a seat”… on my face
by DeeperMeaning May 28, 2022
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don't one-seat me

when you sit down and bae sits two seats down from you (on a train, couch, etc)

*leaves an empty seat between u two for no apparent reason*
"boy what are u doing? don't one-seat me!"
by missmeira94 July 25, 2019
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