Seat Cheese

The slime and dirt in and around car seats

Your car is so dirty, you could drag your fingers in between your seats and have a handful of seat cheese.

by Dong knots July 16, 2015

Seat Jump

When you're standing on a bus (or other public transport) as there are no seats and someone near you gets up to get off, you quickly jump into the absent seat before anyone else has chance.

*Jack & Tom are standing on a crowded bus*
*A man in a nearby seat gets up to get off*
*Jack Seat Jumps instantly into his seat*

by SoupOnHerHed September 15, 2011

Coffee Seat

It's when you put your arm around your friend's bag strap at the end of the school day and then you both spin around in circles.

It was the end of another school day, a dude was walking with his best friend to the car parking lot and he only had one strap around his shoulder so the friend put HIS arm around the other free strap and they together spun around in circles; the act was coffee seat as.

by Weirdass defintions November 3, 2018

Back Seat Manager

A Back Seat Manager is a toxic employee who does not have any authority and continually over inserts themselves on every process and decision that impact everyone else except themselves.

Johnny was quite the back seat manager in today's staff meeting

by UnkownUser1234 May 23, 2023

Bums on Seats

In Britain it is another word for an audience

Perform on a stage with the bums on seats staring at you.

by CrazyCatMexico August 11, 2021

juicy seat

A vehicle seat that is very damp from human sweat.

My homie's A/C is still broken in his car, because it had a juicy seat when I sat inside it.

by Kragehul June 7, 2025

Car Seat Headrest

Weezer for homosexual furries

Person 1: What is Car Seat Headrest?
Person 2: It's like Weezer but for homosexual furries
Person 1: Oh wow

by two_trucks9009 February 20, 2024