Scoregasm

When something happens that is so righteously awesome...it makes you peak to orgasm.

Dave "I've been dying for a smoke i haven't had one in days"

Josh"Here's one"

Dave"Scoregasm"

by JoshKaardal January 29, 2009

scared of the dark

A terrible racist.....

I am scared of the dark!!!

by Matt from that Christmas party, remember...ya you do....you used to be pretty December 25, 2007

scorefest

To be outrageously amazing.

- "I stole a disco ball from the local skate center!"
- "SCOREFEST!!!!"

by Molly D! January 5, 2008

Scorekeeper

A person who keeps score at little league baseball games.

Barb never missed a chance to be the scorekeeper at her son Chris's little league games.

by Half Carb Burger April 18, 2017

scarenema

When a person has a near miss that scares the shit out of them.

Did you see that biker going 90?
Yeah, he totally needs a scarenema!

by Ashley Fox January 8, 2008

scaresterbate

To self-amuse by self-scaring. To intentionally look for scary events and possibilities in order to stimulate oneself with fearful sensations.

The entire world economy isn't going to completely collapse. Find something else to scaresterbate over.

by Enola Gray August 19, 2009

Scared Ostrich

Just like a "Scared Ostrich", which buries it's head in the sand; This manouver involves grabbing you significant other's head, and shoving it in your rectum.

"I totally performed a scared ostrich today, with outstanding technique".

by Shaunyboy04 September 28, 2009