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Sloppy Austin

When you’re giving a blowjob, and you start scatting with the dick in your mouth
Person A- things were really heating up with John last night, so I pulled out the Sloppy Austin
Person B- Damn! He must’ve came buckets!
by 1Tubesoc1 November 12, 2020
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sloppy goldfish

A shot of cheap tequila with a chunk of week old sun dried fish dropped in, chased by a flat mountain dew.
Get your ass over to the party, we are taking sloppy goldfish shots tonight!
by Robberrdyyckk December 13, 2020
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Sloppy Thursday

When someone is giving a blowjob and sneezes all over the recipient's penis, then proceeds to use the snot as lube/flavoring
"my girl gave me one hell of a Sloppy Thursday last night. "
by GlitchClown November 5, 2020
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Sloppy ending

When you pull out to finish in a sloppy joe and then offer it to your partner to eat.
Me and Agnes' love life has been stagnant lately so i gave her a Sloppy ending last night.
by 420miracle February 21, 2021
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Sloppy Donkey

When a man is having intercourse with a woman from behind, vomits on her back, and then slaps the vomit with his right hand.
Oh man, Stewart pulled a sloppy donkey on Jenny last night. She was pissed!
by DonkeyMan406 April 27, 2021
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Sloppy kovou

Taking your female partner to a dirty Mexican restraunt and after consuming mass amounts of spicy Mexican goodness you proceed to having anal sex, during which you gape that ass and throw all of it up into her gaping butthole and proceed to have anal intercourse right after.
Last night I sloppy kovoued this chick so good.
by Vineyard boys October 22, 2012
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sloppy cunt

A drinking game invented by Australian university students in the '90s. The loser of each round has to give their best two cards to the winner as well as skull a drink (by preference a pint of beer). The loser is dubbed the Sloppy Cunt until they stop losing rounds whereby the new loser is the Sloppy Cunt. This continues until everyone is munted.
"I just wanted to play cards, but I fucked up and became the Sloppy Cunt."
by SuperSloppy September 11, 2013
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