sloppy maize

when your 17 and it's october and your on a date with gorl and you go in a corn maze together and then nobody is looking ;)

bro, we got lost at the halloween fair and she gave me the sloppy maize mmhhmm if ya know what i mean

by schloppyjoe April 10, 2020

Sloppy Karen

A sloppy Karen is when you’re giving a blowjob and you throw up on his dick and swallow it back down without them noticing.

Matt: hey, what happened with that guy last night you guys were really hitting it off?
Finn: oh yeah I took him home but I was so drunk I gave him a sloppy Karen but he didn’t notice so it was all good.

by Fboi April 26, 2020

sloppy stiggy

A Sloppy Stiggy is a blowjob post anal with amounts of spit that nearly clean the penis of poop residue

Dude I brought that chick home and she gave me a sloppy stiggy

by Magoo1235!* February 16, 2020

Sloppy Sandal

When a man inserts his foot in a woman's vagina for sexual purposes.

After I gave that chick the sloppy sandal I slipped on the floor and hurt myself.

by Ihatemakingnewnames March 7, 2020

sloppy joed

the act of being so sloppy drunk that any Joe will do.

Karen was sloppy joed again this weekend and woke up with no cellphone to call an Uber of shame or postmate her morning Starbucks sugar milk.

by KarensRntUs June 16, 2020

sloppy christian

the sexual act where a man drugs a woman putting her to sleep then ejaculating inside of her and a few months later the woman is wondering how she got pregnant when she has never had sex and you claim it was the holy spirit

Guy 1:Yo dude i gave jessica a sloppy christian and now im a father
Guy 2: you mean the holy spirit?

by AyyySlim June 24, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouthful of dip

Hey “The Dooo”, give me a Sloppy Dallas

by Harryl October 15, 2020