Shaterbating

taking a shit a masterbating at the same time.

Are you really shaterbating in there?

by mustang3592 March 20, 2011

Shattat

when somebody poops on you and then you get a tattoo of it.

I wish i had a shattat. :(" "Hold on, i need to poop anyways.

by huffcat July 14, 2011

shatbooking

Shatbooking is like Shexting, but its when someone spends far to long on the toilet with a tablet or smartphone whilst using facebook.

Person 1: 'What are you doing Shexting? I need to use the toilet..'
Person on the loo: 'No!! Im Shatbooking...'

by Scuzzball February 16, 2014

Shatterass

When someone takes a dump and it blows all over the walls and in some cases, the ceiling.

Rachael: what happened in the bathroom?

Rick: she couldn't make it in time and she shatterass everywhere.

Rachael: gross!

by Beffiemarie February 9, 2015

shatalyst

A catalyst for shitting. Any product that, when consumed, will cause a rapid onset of bowel movements.

Jorge poured rancid beef juice into Simone's beverage, well aware that it was a shatalyst; he wanted things to get kinky that night.

or

Kevin: Have you tried the new burrito place on 5th?
Reginald: Yeah, they're jumbo burger was a shatalyst. I painted a mural of a sandstorm on their bathroom floor, if you know what I mean.

by The-commodore March 29, 2015

shatability

shat·a·bil·i·ty
/SHatˈəˈbilədē/

A public restroom that possesses combined levels of cleanliness, comfort, amenities and also provides both visual and olfactory appeal which can be rated and/or ranked on a scale of 1 to 10, (10 being the best, fractional numeric values can be utilized, i.e. 6.7, or 9.2, etc.) by the individual having to sit down on a toilet to urinate (piss) and/or for a bowel movement (shat).

The shatability of the crapper in that resturant was a solid 8. The owner of this establishment would be well served to improve the shatability rating to at least a 6.5 to ensure repeat customers. Only a shatability scale that allows a less then zero rating could best describe that restroom.

by Shakespeareiums January 24, 2016

shativia

Happy open minded no tolorance for bullshit artistic peaceful fun loving caring women

Shativia: sha-ti-vi-a

by letice January 20, 2017