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a cat killer very dickhead he’s a cock sucker and has a 1inch penis cheats on multiple girls at a time and is a hoe he supposedly has a “backup” a “girlfriend” and a “side chick
hey is that Robert

other person: yeah that’s the dickhead
other dude: FUCK HIM
by urmum_53000 March 25, 2022
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Robert

Where do I start..
Robert is one of my favorite people. He thinks of other people and is a very kind person. He does simple things to make your day better. For instance holding the door open is a small thing he may do. Cheering you on and encouraging you to do better. Robert is very fun and often acts like a kid. He’s definitely a cute boy haha
He LOVES sports and could do them all day nonstop from baseball to basketball to track or cross country. He has a great sense of humor but is also a serious person. When you look in his eyes you will go crazy. I love Robert and those are many things about him I love.
*robert is in the hallways*
*he looks at you*
(Your head)
Holy crap.
*walks faster away*
by R 🙌🏻 June 4, 2022
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Robert

A 5’5, short bitch, who prefers to stalk rather than confront his bitches. His pathetic muscles complement his obsessive jim grind in the same way that Dennis’ dick displays his lack of testosterone. Tends to talk frequently about tearing up that albussy.
Person #1: Bro is being such a Robert right now, creeping up on girls and fapping to their vsco’s
Person #2: Factual information.
by Bigcatsmack123 June 25, 2022
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ROBERTO

Roberto is a great man with a whole lot of problems. A big dick and saggy balls. Roberto is a do’er with a nasty side you don’t want to see. Roberto is also a big softy at heart and is in love with a Tara. He enjoys long walks on the beach but also thinks doing a house break is romantic.
Someone broke into my house and took my micheal Bolton CD’s …. He must have been a Roberto
by Sonicishectic July 7, 2022
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Robert Smalls International Academy

a Shitty school, With a bunch of 11-14 year old's that think they are the shit. They think they can rule everyone including the teachers .
Jessica: Hey, do you think my mom should send me to Robert smalls international academy?
Me: FUCK NO! Don't go there. Those kids will tear Ur ass up.
by Yanky9983 July 7, 2022
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Roberto

The most caring and sweet guy you'll ever know. Although he carries a lot of ego once you meet him, he'll be the most important person in your life. He jokes around a lot and always tries to make other people happy. He'll do anything for the people he loves and tell them how much they mean to him. When he loves, he loves with his whole heart and gives it to you hoping you won't break it. He takes awhile to actually open up, but when he finally does, you'll know that it was worth the wait. He's an overall amazing person and anyone is lucky to be
loved by him. Roberto could be very sweet but he can also be brutal if you mess with him so never make him mad or you will regret it .
Roberto is and always will be the love of my life
by luvvvurmom May 23, 2022
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Robert Effield

A father that works hard for his family. He is a camping and four wheel driving enthusiast that loves a good beer with mates. When asking him a question just be prepared for a positive grunt or a negative grunt, no matter what type of answer you require.
child: "i love you dad"
Robert Effield: *positively grunts*
by a literal child August 12, 2022
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