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Republican

A bad person. Generally insecure and toxic towards others to avoid confronting their own short-comings.
Loves "What about"-isms, Quick to violence.

Can be any of the following:
Name-caller; Bully; Homophobe; Misogynist; Racist; Islamaphobe; Gun Advocate; Capitalist; Incel (unless affluent); January 6th Insurrectionist; Ford 150 Owner; "All Lives Matter"
Anyone: Gee, can't wait to enjoy my weekend!
Republican: You know, if it weren't for your 9-5, you wouldn't enjoy the weekend.
Anyone: If it weren't for my 9-5, maybe I could do something with my life instead of work everyday.
Republican: Well, if you don't like working, then stop!
Anyone: Then how will I eat? Or pay my bills?
Republican: Should have figured that out before becoming a free-loader. Maybe your parents can help you with a small loan.
by AverageTom June 22, 2021
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Republican

Republican- Point to Iran

Democrat- What's an Iran
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MAGAt Republicans

Acronym standing for Morons Against Government And Truth, which is the fascist wing of the Republican Party.
There go the MAGAt Republicans again spreading the lies and deceitful misinformation of their incompetent leader, Diaper Donald.
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The Republican Party

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Is Pi Democrat or Republican?

When politicians and philosophers fail to agree whether the irrational number π subscribes to the liberal or woke ideology of the Democratic Party, or shares the conservative or puritan beliefs of the Republican Party (and maybe even the MAGA gospel of the Trumpublican cult).
Metamathematicians don’t think that π will ever conform to the biblical value of three, which is preached by some alt-right Christian nationalists, while far-left ethnomathematicians divine that π holds the secret to the workings of the universe. Is pi Democrat or Republican?
by Numerati June 28, 2025
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Because more important than notifying your family that your kids are about to drown... They need to protect the rich pedophiles and cover up the theft of AI. That's what's REALLY important to them.
Hym "Republicans Block motion to force the DOJ to release Epstein files... To protect the pedophiles on the list and for no other reason. They do not care about justice. They do not care about your lives. They care about having power OVER YOU and KEEPING that power, by any means necessary. So they can molest kids. That's why they need to keep the power. If REE-LON can't pretend to be the creator of AI... How is he going to anal coke-head actresses? Elon was invited to the island! He is not a politician yet somehow read classified documents? Us the weird to anyone other than me or no?"
by Hym Iam July 15, 2025
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Republican Lite

A Neoliberal Democrat who follows shitty policies about "free market capitalism" from Republicans why giving a middle finger to poor people.
Damn, it looks like we have a Republican Lite running for president! I'm voting third party because I refuse to be fear mongered by the lesser of two evils! At least she's smarter than the two of these idiots!
by anonymous July 16, 2025
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