Road Shit

Drivers/Vehicles/Potholes/Bottlenecks/Accidents/Intersections/Cops - pretty much ANYTHING that make roads shitty.

"Sorry I'm late, I got side-swiped by this major ROAD SHIT coming here."

"Don't pass the highway. Lots of ROAD SHITS down there."

"Pick a lane, you ROAD SHIT!"

"Use your signals, ROAD SHIT!"

by shits mchighway November 5, 2013

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road dong

Getting head while driving a car

Only the most prostegust og men can do this. Don't get "road dong" confused with "road dome" this is very conserverary. Raod dong is a must higher ranking in blow jobs as it is done in a gentlamanly fashion, know by other people as rape. While road dome is sudmisive.

jake: Man did you really cuff that girl to your dick to get road dong?

zac: Yah no big deal.

Jake: you're the shit rainman!

by Classic faggot October 6, 2015

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Road Whore

Traffic cops that do it for the money.

Traffic stops by road whores in un-marked cars are making up for budget reductions caused by the economic downturn.

by cds_xxx_1951 November 15, 2009

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Road Rage

The Uphoric felling that you get at any time to go as fast as your car can possibly go while avoiding the cops at the same time

Damn..with my 1968 Dodge Charger R/T with a 426 hemi giving me 425 horsepower..I..FEEL...ROAD RAGE!!!

by James Lowe June 18, 2004

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Road Warrior

The "road warrior" is the technical term for the combination of recieving a blowjob while driving in very tight circles while spinning the tires. Common usage definition is getting roadhead while doing donuts. This act is highly distracting and illegal, typically ending in a spectacular combination of pleasure, smoke, and shredded tires.

That girl can do such a good road warrior you'll never smell burning rubber the same again!

by 0074 April 15, 2009

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