Mr. Right

The asshole you are married to.

How did I get this Mr. Right? Anybody else married to an asshole husband?

by rperazag May 16, 2010

Right Round

A catchy song by Flo Rida that's secretly about Oral sex.

"You spin my HEAD right round when you GO DOWN "

by iheartp7 March 30, 2009

wide right

Refers to the missed field goal by Scott Norwood in the Buffalo Bills first superbowl against the New York Giants in 1991
the field goal would have won the game with no time remaining but it sailed wide right, the Giants won 20-19

-infamous term in Buffalo

wide right, no goal,: buffalo always gets screwed over

by JAy686 April 13, 2006

right-handed smoker

A person who does whatever he wants with no regard to the wishes of others. Someone who clearly lives by the motto that it's my way or the highway. Derived from drivers who smoke with their right hand, thus forcing the other passengers in the car to have to put up with the smoke (as opposed to smoking with their left hand and allowing the smoke to go out the window).

I tried to convince Bob to try things my way but he absolutely refused and told me he'd "do what he wants." He's a regular right-handed smoker.

by RedPony220 June 5, 2011

right-handed riemann

When one ejaculates onto the back of their own right hand, then procedes to backhand the partner on the face leaving what resembles a Riemann Sum graph.

Mason: My side hoe gave me blue balls so I came on my hand and gave that bitch a right-handed Riemann.
Connor: Damn, to be honest i'm more of a Left-Handed Riemann type of guy.

by followmeontwittertannerklinger May 8, 2017

Nah right

derived from Caribbean patois.
used as a declarative: meaning incorrect, immoral or unjust

wha de bumbaclaat gwan? dat nah right, mon.

by top shotta February 25, 2006

Upside right

Right side up but your dyslexic

Did you know isaac puts the cups upside right instead of upside down

by Peopoop February 5, 2020