Kawaii Potato

The cutest and most adorbable thing your eyeballs will ever witness

KawaiiKittenPotatoUnicornPuppy is SUCH a Kawaii Potato! Everyone hug the potato!!!

by KawaiiKittenPotatoUnicornPuppy April 6, 2017

mashed potatoes

Mashed potatoes at a party. Part of a larger expression of derision.

"Shit... if I knew it was going to be THAT kind of party, I would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

by Joshimo June 11, 2006

Hot Potato Throwback

When having sex, one person shits in their hand and slaps the other person in the face.

He pulled a hot potato throwback last night, so I left him.

by RuffLikeYourMotherLikesIt August 1, 2011

potatoed

One being, at any one time, completely and utterly stoned out of their box. Comes before the stage of "Mashed".

"I'm fucking potatoed..."

by Hannah R June 1, 2005

California Potato Chip

When semen lands on leather upholstry, dries, and is able to be peeled off resembling a potato chip.

My boyfriend has been up to something because I found a california potato chip on his leather sofa.

by stahlout September 15, 2006

IM A POTATO

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IN A LITTLE POTATO WORLD(:

Joey: IM A POTATO!

Hannah: No, IM A BOSS POTATO AND I WILL RULE THE WORLD! GO POTATOS!!!!!!!

by IM A POTATOOOOO March 28, 2019

Hollywood Potato Chip

A slang term for dried semen on an article of clothing or other fabric which, when peeled off, resembles a potato chip.

No matter how much Janet said she loved me and would do anything for me, she simply would not eat my Hollywood Potato Chip.

by Aysee September 16, 2006