poornography

Pornography of poor quality.

Billy: Have you seen the sex tape Jules made with her boyfriend?
Frank: Yeah ive watched it a few times but the file is bad quality and you cant see much.
Billy: Hmm thats true. Compared with most of my stash its poornography.

by Scott321 January 31, 2008

poorgeoisie

Poorgeoisie is referred to a group of people, usually in their 20's, who comes from a good strong middle class family, but claims to be poor and roughly on their own. willing to spend money on high end restaurants and other lifestyle luxuries but refuses take care of their personal hygiene. Most of them don't believe it's important to be so superficial so they usually don't wash their clothes, bathe, or brush their hair. So instead they spend their money on food, movies, concerts, and other lifestyle luxuries. Very similar to Hipsters but not as pretentious.

Casy: What are those girls doing at that restaurant? They look like they can't even afford it.

Julie: Oh, those girls are poorgeoisie. They only spend their money on lifestyle luxuries such as museums and food. They don't believe that you should pay attention to superficial things like clothes or hygiene.

Casy: ok, so "bourgeoisie" but more on a "i just got out of college and am poor" level, but they aren't really poor?

Julie: yeah, a less pretentious hipster.

by corben rouxmar July 16, 2009

pooru

vagina (malayalam) also means vulva, cunt etc. chod in hindi

nintammede pooru! poyi oombeda maire

by poorimon March 27, 2008

poorclosure

The legal proceedings initiated by a mortgagee to repossess the collateral for loan that is in default due to the mortgagor's failure to read and comprehend their contract before signing. Before Obama was elected president, this usually would result in a decrease of the mortgagor's net worth and a valuable lesson learned.

Joe bought an $800,000 house but he didn't read or understand his contract before he signed it. Specifically, the clause in the contract which explained ARMs generally permit borrowers to lower their initial payments if they are willing to assume the risk of interest rate changes. This resulted in his poorclosure.

by sweetnessandlight February 27, 2009

Poorranty

When your man toys are old and broken with expired warranties and your broke ass has no money; your shit is now under "poorranty".

Lyle: Dude, Is that the old VCR your grandmother gave you when we were in the sixth grade?

Eric: Yes, it is 20 years old almost a collectors item.
Lyle: Does that old ass shit missing two knobs even work? Why don't you get it fixed?
Eric: Shut tha fuck up, it's going to be a little while because it's under "poorranty"

by dirtybharry September 14, 2009

Poorcrastination

The intentional or habitual putting off of spending money that you don't have.

"Quit your poorcrastinating and buy me a damn sammich!" or; "Poorcrastination is the art of keeping up with all the crap you bought yesterday," and finally, "Poorcrastination is the theif of much better times."

by teezaweezl February 4, 2010

Poorganised

Never being prepared for something, but usually declaring to others that you've got everything you need.

Looks like Jared forgot his wallet again. I guess I'm going to have to cover it, even though tonight was 'on him'. Man, that dude is so poorganised...

by Lexodus August 4, 2010