joke-poke

the act of interrupting one's joke with another joke; rendering the first useless, therefore taking credit for the initial humor.

friend 1: "this is hard"

friend 2: "that's what-"

friend 3: "-your mom said last night."

friend 2: "really bro, giving me a joke-poke, i see?"

by uvtan October 10, 2013

Poke some Smot

To smoke some weed (A.K.A pot)
(Just switch the P and the Sm, of Poke and Smot)

Bro: Yo, you got some tree on you?
Me: Always Bro, What you tryna Poke some Smot?
Bro: I'm down. *grabs bong*

by Investigate311#BirdUp April 18, 2019

The poke

Its another way to say COVID-19 vaccine. You get it via injection, thus, "The poke".

Jimmy: Hey Joe, are you getting the poke?
Joe: Hell no, maybe in 2 years so I know there won't be any side effects

by toffeebulu March 28, 2021

Poking The Sausage

Jerking off

Female: hey honey, you want to have a little fun?
Male: No babe, I'm poking the sausage.

by karma8888 February 26, 2024

give her a poke

Give her a poke.
When someone sees a two hole that isn't the best looking but still bangable.

Me: hey sam would you hit that? Not sure if I would, she's got a bit of a head on her.
Sam: yeah, I'd give her a poke.

by Cuntthruster2016 November 24, 2017

Poke-Amorous

Being sexually attracted to Pokemon

John, are you poke-amorous?

Yes, I love Pikachu.

by loliamsogoodatminecraft July 31, 2022

Poke

To beat up and rob somebody.

“I poked his ass and came up with a new iPhone”

by BakedNoBeans August 14, 2019