Charleston Mud Puddle

Preparing a "puddle" (anywhere will do--a bathtub, the out of doors, a tarp-covered floor--wherever you please) of a feces and urine mixture and then preforming the act of sexual intercourse there in. It is best if said "puddle" is deep enough to cover both partners in lying down positions and to peak at the chests in seated and other positions.

"I like to wear nose plugs in extremely deep Charleston Mud Puddles because I enjoy having my hands free to roam."

by Pocket Tits March 23, 2008

poddles

the stage after wheeling, but before dating.

Bob: sick poddles man!

Garfunkle: thanks broho

by the awesome possum May 7, 2011

podleech

One who uses a friend or sibling's iPod for a prolonged period, without the common courtesy to refill its battery after enjoying Apple's wonderful product.

"Sarah is a downright disgraceful podleech"

by MarkD December 15, 2003

piddlewink

1: A large and abnormally hard penis.
2: A huge gun with a lot of firepower.

"Suck on my piddlewink!"
"The second I pulled out my piddlewink, that guy was on the floor crying for mercy!"

by ST, Joco and Crook May 22, 2006

Ploddle

To do something in a casual way. e.g. Walk

Im going to just ploddle down the shops

by Skivey March 28, 2009

Puddled out

Passing out Drunk or from downers usually in public and becoming a gelatinous squishy blob on the floor or ground soaking up what ever spilled drinks, piss, dew, rainwater,ect that are in the vicinity are said to be Puddled the fuck out. Can also be used to describe some one getting knocked the hell out.
Most Alcoholics and Fratboys Puddle out from time to time. David Hasselhoff, That dude grabbed my girls tit so I puddled his ass out. I gotta go home I'm Puddling out.

Dude got in my face so I puddled out his ass.

I drank a 1/5 and took a couple trazadones, I puddled the hell out.

I woke up in the alley behind the bar, damn I must of puddled out.

What usually follows being schwilly.

by Belial 7809 March 6, 2009

poodletwat

having a sexually active relationship with a dog preferably a poodle

Dude Nic and Tommy are gettin hella poodletwat bro

by Success55 October 20, 2009