gargling pirate

the act of cuming in a girls mouth and then karate chopping her in the throat.

man i gave her a gargling pirate last night it was awesome

by barak July 16, 2004

poo pirate

A male who willingly engages in anal sex with another male.

I do declare that Mr Stromberg eyed me up most distastefully in geography today. I swear the man's a poo pirate!

by Kopf Slap November 11, 2009

Cum Pirate

A nautical slut or prostitute that goes about pirating semen from dirty sailors. This is often done because the person either enjoys the taste of cum or likes it all over her face and hair. Also a term for a complete whore.

I say, look at that girl scouting for penis on the high seas! She certainly is quite the cum pirate!

by BlueReview June 24, 2008

Ninjas, pirates and cowboys

Ninjas- pretty much teh coolest in teh world, with their fighting skills and uber fast skills and uber hot babe saving skills.

Pirates- hoo cant love some1 hoo wears an eyepatch, an awsome hat, owns teh coolest parot, may be mising a leg or hand whcih can be replaeced by a hook or peg of course, i mean ther pretty much the best team up with ninjas.

cowboys - gey.

Ninjas, pirates and cowboys:
Ninjas and pirates agree cowboys suck.

by Foxtrot~Uniform~Charlie~Kilo August 4, 2006

pirate

A hot girl/woman that is refered to have lots of booty and a treasure chest. (has a nice ass and boobs).

1. Fuck man! That girl I hooked up with last night was a pirate!

by BUFFALO MOON November 15, 2007

Mexican Pirate

When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye. Then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the pirate. Once you have managed to get her to hop around like a pirate, you must then push her down a flight of stairs.

After performing a mexican pirate on his g/f, jimmy had a hell of time trying to explain to the doctor why she had a bruised shin, a broken arm, and skeet on her face.

by imacracker February 5, 2009

Pirtate

a cross between a Pirate and a Manatee. Has only TWO ARMS! NOT THREE, SAM!

Occured when Captain Jack Sparrow tried to sail home after a night of drunken revelry; after taking a wrong turn at the Island of Bardados, he ran aground on a sandbar off the Floridian Keys. He was thrown overboard by the force of the impact, and soon enough, he spied a female manatee. Mistaking her for a mer-maid of some sort, he...well...I think you get the idea.

From that beautiful union, the first Pirtate was born.

However, It would not be the last. The goode captain married the manatee, whom was named Debra, and they sailed the ocean blue, plundering all the seaweed in the Sargasso Sea!

I was scuba diving in Florida, and I witnessed a Pirtate giving birth!

by Booger November 16, 2004