Honeymoon period

The period (usually two or three weeks) following the purchase of a new electronic gadget, when you are so much in love with your new gizmo that everything about it seems perfect. It doesnt matter how good or bad it actually is, the honeymoon period will always exist (believe it or not, even Vista users had a honeymoon period with their new OS). After the end of the honeymoon period, logic takes over emotion, and you can finally judge your new gadget more objectively, and thus decide whether the purchase was a success or failure. The duration of the honeymoon period is proposal to how good the gadget actually is.

Vista user: “This new Aero environment looks pretty slick, and look at those cool bundled multimedia tools!“

Same vista user, three weeks later: “Vista sucks! What‘s the point of having all those visual effects if the system is dog slow, and the bundled multimedia tools dont support any format that matters, like mp4 or divx avi“ (honeymoon period ended)

by DimK August 30, 2011

Menstrual Period

A bloody waste of fucking time.

The menstrual period is a series of physiological changes that can occur in fertile females.

by Zack5779 November 3, 2010

Nose period

When someone just gets a random nose bleed without any reason. The usaul excuse is the wheather.

When my team was playing, this loser all of a sudden got a nose period and had to be sat out.

by daftpunkrocker221 March 26, 2009

Power thru the Period

Having sex even though you're having your period.

Linda: oh damn I got my period. I guess no sex tonight.

Herb: don't worry baby we can power thru the period.

by SOAnthem October 23, 2014

I’m on my period

An excuse for females to get out of doing anything, and to be extremely mean, nagging, and demanding.

I can’t go to the beach I’m on my period.

by Itsmesogivememoney January 3, 2019

Niagara Falls (period)

Niagara Falls does mean a waterfall or city. But it also means a girls period. It is tycially used for girls to talk about among each other without others knowing. It is a nickname for period because for some it might feel like Niagara Falls is coming out of them. Note that you don't say the word period. Just Niagra falls.

"UGHHH that assembly was terrible"

"I know right and I'm on Niagara Falls (period)! So when I finally stood up-"

"I don't need any details."

by Ihavenolife April 13, 2014

Bitch Period

A period used mainly by girls at the end of a sentence or phrase to emphasize extreme bitchiness. Usually used on instant messangers, texts, or social networking sites.

Girl 1: Hey do you wanna hang out today
Girl 2: No. (bitch period)

by wordmaster99 November 10, 2009