Pearsyphile

When a group of lads gather to play the drinking game "Ring of Fire" and one of the guys (after necking 5 or so sugary sherbert girly drinks) starts mouthing off about kiddies and gary glitter when performing the "Busta Rhyme" section of the game.

Damn it everytime we play this game, he turns from a nice young man into a Pearsyphile

by Kentishfish January 28, 2009

pearl a bleezy

To Roll up a split cigar with marijuana into a blunt or bleezy.

hey dude, I got this cigar and some bud, lets go pearl a bleezy.

by CJdoezit February 24, 2011

Pearl's Vag

A gaping cavern in which all whom enter get lost, never to be seen again.

We lost a lot of good men to Pearl's Vag this year.

by Xaneaux July 11, 2011

Pearl vision

Noun: When you are having doggie style sex and at the last minute, the male pulls out and cums in his hand. The male then taps the woman on her shoulder. When she turns around, the male hurls his handful of creamy goodness into the woman’s eyes. This will blind her, simulating the same conditions one experiences during a blizzard

Derek: Yo Maleek you get that waitress last night?
Maleek: Hell yea. I hit that shit behind the dumpster and gave her pearl vision!
Derek: Nice!!!

by Cupcake and Pig Farmer September 2, 2013

Pearl Necklace

When you cum on a girl's neck and it looks like a pearl necklace

Oh dude did you go down on her? "Yeah, I gave her a pearl necklace".

by Thatoneguy1212 October 7, 2017

pearler

A beauty, a winner.

Presumably one may exclaim this when an oyster is cracked open "shucked" to reveal a pearl within its manky outter shell. In the similar fashion "eureka" was yelled when someone found gold, so that everyone in the area knew where to run towards, most likely to shoot the proclaimer, and pinch the gold nugget.

Someone tells a joke. The crowd laughs. "that was a pearler" someone exclaims.
Someone gets a flat Tyre or puncture. The sidewall is absolutely fucked. "Oh thats a pearler there. buddy"

by savagemastery July 26, 2018

Pearled

A perfectly rolled blunt.

She pearled that blunt.

by Bloodfeather August 14, 2018