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Patch it

Where a slag wants you to go away
I’ve got no bra on so patch it
by Poppy Ellison August 9, 2018
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Blizzard Patches

When you eat too much blue food dye and your leaving blue shits in the toilet, much like any game patch released by Blizzard entertainment.
I had so much blue raspberry ice cream I've been dropping nothing but blizzard patches.
by WiCthulhu July 19, 2023
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The patch

To be working in the oil patch; like Alberta,
Shift change is coming up, time to head back to the patch
by Zack8855 January 19, 2019
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pee patch

She was nothing but pee patch fool
by Pushmataha August 13, 2023
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The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch)

The D is a mystical being who is an accomplice of The J. He used to be called Dennis R, but the community slowly started shifting towards calling him "The D" as the merchandising started to feature the latter name.

The D has received various buffs and debuffs throughout this update. He is no longer as prone to getting debuffed by missfosters or The J. However, his attack stat has become reduced while his defense stat has been increased, making him more of a tanky pick.

The D's number one move, "Neverending Anger", has been greatly buffed in that it now also boosts his defense.
Man, I was almost killed by The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch) yesterday.

broooo..... The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch) is so powerful he opened the door when two people were blocking it.....

I wish I could have my very own The D (Dennis R) (post 1.1 patch)!
by Follower of Dennis R and The J January 16, 2024
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Sour Patch Kids

A sour candy that slowly gets sweeter the longer it stays in your mouth
Girl:Oh no I dropped my Sour Patch Kids
Boy:Then pick them up you lazy bitch
by Rizz queen June 17, 2023
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hack your patch

A woman selling sex or just going out looking for sex.
Are you going out to hack your patch tonight?
by Milf hot wife May 11, 2023
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