parental affair

In that one episode of kimmy schmidt kimmy cheats of her boyfriend with his parents she said there was no definition but here we are.

i have no example parental affair does involve sex you pervs

by bbbbboby November 22, 2022

The Parental Scold

When you mess up as a kid and your parent says, "I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed" and somehow makes your mistake sound worse.

"I showed up drunk after a high school party once and got the Parental Scold from my dad. It felt worse than my hangover"

by The JBZ September 21, 2022

parents

1. people who scream at u when u need someone to talk

2. people who blame everyone on u when ur depressed and so fucked up in ur life

3. people who say theyre always by ur side and ignore u when u need someone the most

i for sure love my parents duh.

by t.tiana January 2, 2022

Parental forensics

Digital forensics tools used on kids by their parents.

My daughter has tried to steal items from a store multiple times while at the supermarket after I left her on her iPad for a long time. Time to use parental forensics tools on her iPad to see what tiktok trend thing caused this.

by Gfshusbandforever December 18, 2021

Fandom parent

A person which has gotten another one to be engaged on a specific internet comunity.

"Carlos was Fred's fandom parent for fnaf".

by Mogaku December 19, 2021

Ignorant parent

A person who responsibly teaches a young person to abide by the rules yet breaks rules to fit their criteria.

My ignorant parent made my derby car instead of me to increase the chances that I may win a prize.

by HunkyBeat March 25, 2022

Parentize

When you parentize somebody, you adopt them and raise them without them knowing that they are adopted.

I parentized my child without her knowing that her parents died and that she is adopted.

by Shootier and shootiest March 27, 2022