Pagetsexual

Being sexually attracted to the young, amazing, talented, and beautiful actress Paget Valerie Brewster. Best known for her roles in: Criminal Minds, Another Period, The Community, Grandfathered, Friends, etc.

I am a raging Pagetsexual.
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“Did you see Emily Prentiss pin that dude?”
“Yeah, I think I might me a Pagetsexual.”
“Welcome to the team!”

by SydBalls January 16, 2021

Pagiraton

A command said to a beautiful woman to flash her honkers.

Tommy: yo jake did u here Blake totally gave the homies some pagiraton yesterday!
Jake: you mean all u had to do was say pagiraton and she flashed u?!
Tommy: yeah it’s that easy
Jake: imma try that on my girl

by Somerandomfromatx June 21, 2021

Paper Chaser

Someone who does all for the money, someone who chases money

This homie does everything for some bucks. He's a paper chaser

by Lootdown January 16, 2022

Paper Champ

A person or team that wins the championship without beating the actual titleholder and it is known that they can't defend the title against the actual champ. This may happen due to any reason like the actual champ being out of competition with injury or travel issues or anything.

When Jon Jones got stripped of the title, DC was nothing but a paper champ.

by NoVax DjoCovid January 30, 2022

paper cut

something small but sure hurts a lot

by bringing up an old argument my current partner had with an ex they got a "paper cut"

by chocolateswitchUD March 9, 2022

Paper Shaman

A divorced middle-aged white person (usually a woman) who took a fun little weekend shaman training seminar from another white person and received a paper certificate certifying they are a shaman, and are now eligible to dance with crystals and cacao in a totally cool expression of cultural appropriation- especially on social media.

The paper shaman brought their crystals they bought from their ayahuasca trip at Burning Man.

by BigRed41 February 14, 2023

Pageant anxiety

The feeling that everyone in and or associated with the glam rock band Pageant secretly hates you and thinks you're weird and annoying

Dezzy left me on read so now my pageant anxiety is flared up!

by Mackenzie_2706s September 9, 2023