promortalism

Promortalism, also known as hyphenated form pro-mortalism, is a philosophical position for any sentient being, it is always the best to die as soon as possible.

He committed suicide with the suicide note that is saying he subscribes to promortalism.

by Promortalist June 11, 2018

prebating

Masturbating before meeting up with someone that you want to fuck so as to avoid said fucking.

Girl, she was straight prebating to her professor before going to his lecture.

by beer_and_nascar June 4, 2018

Primm’s Hood Cinema

He from Baltimore. He made it out the hood. He that one YouTube dude. He got a son. I watch his videos. He the comic-relief type character. He a All-Star

Idk uhhhh..... Moses Primm the goat.

Primm’s Hood Cinema the best YouTube channel.

by anonymous October 13, 2020

Prima

Prima is a hot and smoking girl with a beautiful body. She's sassy and knows exactly what she wants, when she wants it. She is also really sweet but with a wicked sense of humor. She can be your best friend or worst nightmare, all depending on how you treat her. You want to be more than friends with her tho. She is the most beautiful girl you will ever see.

Oh who knew that my friend could be such a prima

by Bea456 March 28, 2016

promoted to customer

slang among retail workers for being fired.

You are about to be promoted to customer.

by slipsheet June 25, 2006

pro gamer move

An unexpected action that you would never expect that yields an above average positive result. the term originates from glitches video game speed runners who use glitches to outmaneuver obstacles where as people find "real life glitches" to outmaneuver real life problems.

Dude 1:"Did you hear about the judge that got 30 years when the defendant said: No u"

Dude 2:"What a pro gamer move"

by thelegend127 July 24, 2019

professional esports player

One with a particularly strong virginity shield who is often allergic to women. Professional esports players are hard to come by in public since they spend all their hours cooped in their coom cave. Although, when one is forced into society, they can be spotted due to their lack of hygiene. Traces like cum stains, strong BO, or Dorito dust are defining traits in a professional esports player.

a: Why is Michael having a seizure after grazing Suzy's elbow?
b: Oh he is a professional esports player.

by frggerz September 14, 2020