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UnionTown, Ohio 

A City in NorthEast Ohio of about 25,000 people situated in between North Canton and Hartville, Ohio.

Still in Stark County when it was being over developed with shopping malls, people began to develop Uniontown in the late 1980's. Full of pretty nice people, cows, poultry, cornfields, planned housing developments, and one of the most well hidden radioactive and chemical landfills of the 20th century.

The IEL Landfill there is leaking South West at the rate of about 3 miles per year underground since 1972, when the barriers broke open, and the leachate entered the well water.

Nobody in UnionTown wants to talk about the landfill anymore, but just try to buy a lot in Uniontown and see how quick you have to sign the disclosure forms are displayed. People there are either ignorant about the fact they are living on top of 1750 tons of chlorinated hydrocarbons and radium waste, or they just want it to go away and not have it mentioned anywhere online, or in public record so that their property values in the market don't tank.
Did you every hear of that place called Love Canal? Yeah, that place is a a real UnionTown, Ohio.
UnionTown, Ohio by Crosby Heckman December 23, 2011
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Greenville Ohio 

The most boring town you will ever see. Full of white trash, and wanna be 'gangsters'. to live in this town, is comparable to living in hell.
boy: hey, you wanna go to greenville Ohio?

girl: nah, id rather get raped.
Greenville Ohio by gnattipoo July 23, 2009

Down in Ohio

A slang that points out something abnormal or something uncanny, the word or state name Ohio is used because of a trend on Tiktok, it is also used because of weird happenings in Ohio. This trend also derives from a popular song called, "Swag Like Ohio" from someone called Lil B. It goes like "Down in Ohio, swag like Ohio."
Ayato-"Damn Thoma these people really be lookin creepy."

Thoma-"People down in Ohio dawg."
Down in Ohio by Ayato'sBoba<3 November 27, 2022

new philadelphia, ohio

a small town in tuscarawas county, ohio. yet no one who lives there seems to know how to spell the name of the county. The town is full of drunk, pot smoking rednecks, a police force that resembles the third reich, and young disease infested women. Many girls under the age of 20 have children, or multiple children. Many with multiple men and out of wedlock. The towns few attractions are a courthouse (in which you cannot enter unless in handcuffs),
a dirty park, and the boulevard which is a part of 4th st which consists of 5 fast food restaurants. A luxury in the town. Many of the towns younger residents seem to think the town is a rough, dangerous, ghetto city such as that of compton, california of the late 1980's, when it is in fact just a dirty skank-hole. If you plan on coming to new philadelphia for an exciting getaway, think otherwise.
I am going to "new philadelphia, ohio" for the weekend

that sucks.

Madeira Ohio 

the hood of indian hill. we try to pick up fights with all the bitches from indian hill. small ass town in southern ohio that every teenager who lives there hates. its boring as shit and everyone knows everybody there. the only place where everyone cares more about marching band than an actual sport.
Madeira Ohio by biggcr13 January 16, 2010

Only in Ohio 

“Only in Ohio” is a meme used to describe the apocalyptic, hell-on-earth condition that the state of Ohio, USA, is currently in. The meme’s official anthem: “Swag like Ohio” by the artist Lil B, has also reached millions, if not billions, to spread further awareness. This meme has been incredibly popular on social media, and in particular on TikTok, where it’s renowned reputation initially originated from.

Typically, the phrase may be found anywhere and everywhere in which pictures, videos and gifs are used to refer to the terrifying war zone that Ohio is well known for. It is strongly advised that social media users take this meme with EXTREME caution. It’s not just a meme. It’s a grave warning:

⚠️KEEP OUT OF OHIO⚠️

Once you enter Ohio, it’s a battle. A battle of “survival of the fittest”, and there’s a 0.1% chance of survival. Legend has it, that those who enter… have never seen the light of day again.

*Sniffs*

I’d like to finally conclude this definition with a moment of silence for those who have risked their lives entering the hellish wasteland of Ohio. There are no words left to describe the horror of this place.

And PLEASE, do not underestimate what has been said in this definition. As stated earlier, there are no words to describe the horror show of Ohio.

You must see it to believe it.

May God be with you all🙏😔
TikTok user 1: Ahh, finally, after a long day of school, it’s time for some TikTok. *Scrolls*

TikTok user 2: Fr, this is well deserved. *Scrolls*

*Five seconds later*

TikTok user 1: Damn! Bro, look at this! Can you believe that? That kid just swallowed a whole squirrel!

TikTok user 2: *Sighs in disappointment while shaking his head* Only in Ohio.

TikTok user 1: Huh?!

*Five minutes later*

TikTok user 1: Ain’t no way! Bro, look! That whole neighbourhood just exploded! And look at this! Some kid in this school stuffed the pipes with poo and now there’s poo and urine flooding the entire building!

TikTok user 2: Man, I told you before. ONLY in Ohio.

*10 minutes later*

TikTok user 1: WHAT?! BRO! YOU NEED TO SEE THIS. THEY JUST DECLARED WORLD WAR III IN OHIO!!

TikTok user 2: DAMN FR!?

TikTok user 1: YES! I gotta go help save people!

TikTok user 2: NAH BRO! ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR MIND? You can’t go there! You will DIE!

TikTok user 1: I GOTTA HELP THEM! PEOPLE ARE DYING. AND I GOT FAMILY OVER THERE TOO. I’LL SEE YOU IN THREE DAYS.

……

And that was the last that was heard of TikTok user 1. Two years later and there is yet, not a single sign of him to be found. We send our condolences and prayers to his family and friends.

R.I.P. TikTok user 1. You will be missed.🕊
Only in Ohio by Screw libtards December 14, 2022

stupidville, ohio 

A town in eastern Ohio that has a mayor who wears a cheese helmet, stop signs spelled "SPOT" and a library full of rocks.
How appropriate, Rick Santorum is giving another anti-women speech in Stupidville, Ohio.