Loose Noodle

A piece of snot, or booger that is suspended in one's nostril by nose hairs.

Gavin never really had good luck with hot women, but then again, he never checked for loose noodles before the first date.

by Stevie Y August 9, 2005

Spaghetti noodle boy

A tall lanky boy who is usually a bit of a cunt they are also sometimes racist homophobic and sexist they tend to have three outfits and a nicotine addiction even though they are some of the worst people ever you usually have a huge crush on them ,they can also be nice but most of the time there not

Omg he is so fit I just want to fuck him so bad honestly spaghetti noodle boy are so my type

by Blahblahblahx December 20, 2019

Noodles

Guitarist of the punk-rock band the Offspring whose real name is Kevin Wasserman, who was the janitor of Dexter Holland and Greg K's high school. Dexter Holland and Greg K invited him to join the band because he was over 21 and could get them alcohol.

Stupid Offspring Fangirl: OMG DEXTER HE'S SO HOT!
Me (real Offspring fan): What do you think of Noodles?
Stupid Offspring Fanirl: Who's that?

by Schuyler K February 12, 2009

noodle

It is slang for an asians penis.

"man hes got a small noodle"

by wakawaka43 January 13, 2014

Noodle Juice

When a man puts his dick in either Soup or a cup of juice, and then with his dick in the liquid give it for another human to eat. Usually happens with a relationship.

Hey dude I just gave my girl a big serving of Noodle Juice.

by nuttery November 21, 2017

Noodle my poodle

A sexy shrimp cocktail.

A gorgeous little kid like doggie.
A poodle like looking human

Person1: wow face look at that hot chick
Person2: ye she is a total noodle my poodle

by Snapothecoinboiiiz June 3, 2018

Chicken Noodle Poop

The act of relieving chicky noodle soup from your chicky noodle shoot.

Example: All that remained of Veronica's four-course meal was Darren's chicken noodle poop and his chicken noodle squeal.

by Mushy Cashews/Crotch Robber August 10, 2008