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Clinton diet

Used to describe a person from a small town in Indiana that is on meth
Look at that houser dude he has lost a lot of weight he must be on the clinton diet
by Thomass7784r September 19, 2020
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Diet Dr Pepper

"Yo bro, youve been drinkin that Mtn Dew?"

"What are you gay, everyone knows that the true gamer drink is Diet Dr Pepper, now get lost before I call the cops!"
by Xan-Chan September 15, 2019
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Straw diet

A weight loss program dedicated to doing large amounts of cocaine instead of eating or sleeping.
Stephanie went down 2 dress sizes after a week on the straw diet
by Ad93iwl25 May 1, 2018
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diet forever

A diet forever is a permanent devotion to a restricted variety of foods for the rest of a person’s life to improve health, or lose weight.
Person 1: “I’m thinking about doing something to lose weight, what do you think I should do?”

Person 2: *taps Person 1’s stomach* “You should go on diet forever”
by TheCheeseTax December 20, 2024
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Prettykin diet

The infamous super-restrictive food-choice regimen that supposedly increases the chance that (1) your currently-existing relatives ("kin") will seem better-looking to you than they did before, and (2) you'll produce more attractive offspring than you might have with just a "regular" diet.
The Prettykin Diet is of questionable value at best, especially considering that (A) you'll likely feel ravenously hungry all the time, (B) it often produces horrendous flatulence, and (C) the diet's original founder committed suicide (or maybe he just succumbed to sheer hunger??).
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
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North Poleo Diet

A generally irreverent approach to nutrition based on how humans ancestors from the North Pole ate, which has little resemblance to how human Paleolithic ancestors ate or the foods they actually consumed.
The North Poleo Diet helped Mr Claus gain 30lbs.

Egg Nog, Breakfast of the Champions of the Frozen Waste.
by johnpercivalhackworth December 9, 2022
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Leto diet

A diet invented by Jared Leto where your diet consist of only black angus
Omg he looks so skinny. It’s because he’s on a Leto diet and eats steak and ribs everyday
by Jarretttreat August 28, 2022
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