kerfuffle butter

Combination of "truffle butter" and "kerfuffle," meaning any life situation in which shit is really messed up and in total disarray.

How's your job going, bro?

Dude, it's total kerfuffle butter right now at my job: Paychecks are late, the VP is thinking of quitting, someone just filed a lawsuit against the company, and customers are bailing by the boatloads.

by Ae5Ea8 April 07, 2015

PeeNut Butter

N. A mix of truffle butter and peanut butter, in which a man sticks his penis in a girl’s anus and, subsequently, vagina to then both piss and ejaculate inside her (hence PeeNut).

Dudebro 1: “Bro did you pipe Rosalind last night?”
Dudebro 2: “Yeah man, but she had some weird-ass kinks, ended up servin’ up some PeeNut Butter.”

by Rennat_easel February 12, 2019

crunch butter

Any form of animal excrement or a slang phrase used to represent a situation that would normally be described as poop or pertaining to poop.

That guy is full of crunch butter. His story was absolute bullshit.

by Richard Pickles September 20, 2013

Butter fuck

When the vagina is so wet you just slide right through like butter.

I butter fucked her last night and nutted on a rag

by John Cheese Meluch July 20, 2019

Lap Butter

when a girl is fucking you while she has a yeast infection and smears that goop all over your shit.

yo i ran into some lap butter the other night, it was horrible.

by DonSlappy November 03, 2011

Butter weave

When a Black women has long blonde weave or awig in or on her head.

Damn dat black girl at the bar got dat butter weave on her head.

by ghetto_gunslinger May 26, 2010

butter shuckser

Noun - "A person who licks a cow in the gooch, and shakes up its milk in their mouth. After a couple hours of ravenous shaking, it turns into butter. This process is completed by swallowing the butter. It is a common method for horny farmers to relieve themselves"

Some people that are butter shucksers are Mr. Bon Qui Qui, Garfield, And your local farmer.

by Señor Chang December 01, 2013