Montalvillo

If you met a montalvillo, suck his balls and his frenillo, best 420 sex under alien influence, 10\10 would recommend

I fucked a montalvillo and now I want a pitillo

by Frenillo October 27, 2021

Montana Molotov

A Montana Molotov is when you piss in a glass bottle, freeze it, then stick it in a girls ass until it thaws.

After I finished my beer, I had to piss so I ended up giving my girl a Montana Molotov.

by WideUterusGeorge November 4, 2021

Montana Cinnamon Roll

While fucking someone in the ass, right before you cum you pull out and put your dick on their face. As you cum, swirl your dick along their face in a circular motion. The resulting brown and glazed look should resemble a cinnamon roll.

I met this heifer at the bar last night, totally gave her a Montana Cinnamon Roll!

by HeiferHunter November 6, 2021

Montana Webster

Is a simp for animated men twice her age.

Montana Webster, not the state.Loser.

by Thiccthiccdaddy69 November 16, 2021

Montana

Montana is the hottest girl you’ve ever seen,like so stunning she plays volleyball brown eyes and brown hair and kind,loyal,lovely and beautiful if your a lesbian your pussy is wet and your straight your dick is rock hard and throbbing

You: wow did you see that now I have a boner all because of Montana

Me: right my pussy is soaked

by anonymous November 20, 2021

Montana Leaky Faucet

A sex act in which a man, right as he is about to ejaculate, walks over to a freezer and freezes his penis for 8-12 hours. After his penis is thoroughly frozen, he walks back to his partner and holds his penis over his or her mouth, allowing cum to slowly drip out as the penis thaws.

Person 1: "Damn bro, my girl wants me to give her a Montana Leaky Faucet tomorrow and I'm not sure if I'm ready!"
Person 2: "Your penis will surely hurt!"

by 21spendexx August 20, 2021

montalovesmuseums

Coolest person ever and funniest

Who the coolest and funniest person ever?
montalovesmuseums Duhhh

by montalovesmuseums September 5, 2021