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Super Bowel Monday

An event that happens the Monday after the Super Bowl, where you spend all day on the toilet pooping after eating pounds of junk food and drinking liters of beer.
*At work on the Monday after the Super Bowl*
Boss: "Hey Jason, do you know where Tim is? He was supposed to send the spreadsheets to my office an hour ago?"
Jason: "He's in the bathroom"
Boss: "Oh yeah! It's super bowel monday today!" Hold on, I think I have to go to.
by partyrockstar222 February 3, 2020
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Monday

the day of the week you look forward to the most because you get to spend it with a woman you are completely in love with. she is usually one of a kind and the most beautiful woman you've ever known. most people hate mondays because it's the first day of the work week. for some very fortunate people, it's a day you can forget about all your troubles and and hold your baby in your arms
friend: "damn i wish it wasn't sunday, i have to work tomorrow"

you: "haha, sucks for you! Monday's are bomb.com! I'll be with my baby"
by 3265 April 8, 2011
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moded

The word that is said to a person after an argument, whether it be a serious one or a petty one, when the person turns out to be wrong. Also, it is used when the person who is wrong tries to change the subject because the original subject has been proven wrong.
Elizabeth: "Yeah, well your sister treats you like crap because she didn't even apologize when you called her and asked her to."
Jonathan: "What are you talking about? She already apologized to me two weeks ago regarding the incident you are referring to."
Elizabeth: "Well, then why can't you just be forgiving, why do you have to hold a grudge against people?"
Jonathan: "Man, stop trying to change the subject, you just got moded."
by JonathanL December 27, 2007
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freckle monkey monday

word used as a term for arican americans so they do not know white people are talking about them..
Chris,"Oh no freckle monkey mondays at 1200"
Christin,"Huh?"
by Jotomexican January 9, 2008
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moked

Smoked, ugly, burned bitch. Scandalous.
You're moked.
That bitch is moked
by Arbi BZ December 8, 2004
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casserole monday

when the bra is removed and swung around the head.
yo last night at the strip club dem bitches were pullin a casserole monday
by juicysexpot January 6, 2007
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munchie Monday

Munchie Monday is a weekly celebrated tradition originating in March of 2010. The basic idea is to smoke greens and then eat food of a certain type.

Munchie Monday came to be because of two friends random visit to two kids living in a dorm room on a Sunday night. By random happening, they came across smore pancakes and thus decided at some other point in time those must be made.

Over a month later, on Monday March 1st all four friends gathered to create smore pancakes. They indulged in their ganja, and though one bailed, finally made the epic pancake of smore. Since then there has been a second and third installment of munchie Monday, the second having been Fruit Loop night and the third sandwich night.
"Hey... so tomorrow's munchie Monday! What shall it be?!"
"Pizza night?"
by I_see_yooou March 15, 2010
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