mockmed

an asian or paki

using the sounds of the names 'mohammed' and 'achmed' together
to make mockmed
funny racist insult

oi, mockmed, make us a kebab!

by saaaaarge June 2, 2008

Mocha Banana

The Act of having anal sex.

"Yesterday, Garret gave me a Mocha Banana."

by sargent pepper June 11, 2008

Mocha Frappuccino

Mind blowingly amazing. Cold drink, preferably from Starbucks containing all the ingredients of a mocha; one shot of espresso, some liquid chocolate and milk (cream optional), but blended with crushed ice. Tastes like a chocolate milkshake but better.

Wow it's hot, I could kill for a Mocha Frappuccino right now.

by Boo12345 November 15, 2012

Mockanese

A pseudo-language resembling Japanese by adding Japanese sounding-suffixes (-mashta, -u, -didu, etc) and accents to English words. Often used by Americans who are excited about sushi, a Japanese video game, or another Japanese cultural item.

Japanese person: Konichiwa! (Hello!)

Person speaking Mockanese: Hai! Canno yu directa mi toda nearestu restaurantidu?! Sankyumashta! (Hi. Can you direct me to the nearest restaurant? Thank you.)

by Hasonator January 22, 2013

Mockingbird syndrome

When someone is attracted to shiney objects. Mockingbird s are attracted to shiney objects and gather them in there nest.

I was attracted to the chandelier because I have mockingbird syndrome.

by Rhinestone Ricky October 2, 2018

Mochi

Love you more dummy

Mochi loves you more dummy

by mochimochi August 15, 2020

moach mocha

When a moach is too large to flush down the toilet, and instead swirls around, muddying the water and creating a mocha-like appearance.

Three flushes later, the moach had turned my toilet into a grande non-fat moach mocha.

by jamoore84 September 8, 2007