milfer

to woo or steal someones hot wife/mother for tiddly-winks.

Pauls not a player he's a milfer and you all ladies better watch out!

by Divad Notyalc April 12, 2008

midf

it is like milf except with a d so it is mom i did fuck instead of mom id like to fuck

dood that chick is a midf or ur mom is a midf

by Will Hemmert December 28, 2005

milf

Melons I'd Love to Fondle.

Fuck Milk. Got MILF? Melons I'd Love to Fondle.

by stickerwear.com June 11, 2003

s-milf

a super milf, imagine a milf, then think of someone 10times higher on the scale

1. mate your mums fit
2. yeah shes a milf
3. oi fuck off
1.no, shes a s-milf!

by ilovesmilf March 26, 2009

Midler

Last name of living legend, Bette Midler.

Isn't Bette MIDLER the greatest live performer ever!!

by Jonnybooth October 22, 2007

burnt milf

A very dark skinned, mature woman, who one is sexually aroused by.

"yo freddy, check out that burnt milf at 3 o'clock..."

"i'd tap that"

by Ashbury's Dirtbag April 1, 2007

milfa

M.I.L.F.A = Mom I'd like to fuck anally

Person1- Damn that Mom is so fuckin sexy with that candy apple ass... Mmmm she's definitely a milfa. Person2-Hell yeah she makes me horny.......

by Bl0w m3 August 25, 2008