Mike Mo Capaldi 

The God of skateboarding.
sponsered by: Girl. Thunder. Lakai.
Watch him skate, then ask your self. "was that switch?"

Mike Mo Capaldi rocked the Fully Flared Vid."

Mike Mo Capaldi by HowdyPartener January 2, 2009

mike jones 

Former NFL linebacker famous for 'The Tackle' in Super Bowl XXXIV

Due to sharing a name with a half-tard aphasiac rapper, many people have forgotten about the Mike Jones that has a talent.

mike jones by M G-man May 2, 2006

Mike Hunt 

It's just a name. What's wrong with Mike Hunt? Does it make you feel sad? Is it smelly? Is it gaping and oozing fluid?

*say Mike Hunt*

Mike Hunt is so nasty! It's filled with pus and semen.

Mike Hunt by Matt Genesis February 17, 2010

Mike Shinoda 

The seriously hot emcee (rapper)for Linkinj Park

Mike is SSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOO hot!!!Too bad he's married. ANNa got to him first, though. Good luck and happi marrige

Mike Shinoda by Ditto39 February 7, 2004

mike myered 

To be stuck in a tight space, especially when driving a vehicle on a narrow passage or street. The phrase is a play on the word "mired," and refers to a scene from "Austin Powers," in which the title character, portrayed by Mike Myers, is driving a golf cart down the narrow corridor of an industrial building and becomes impossibly jammed in a sideways manner. More specifically, to be "mike myered" is to attempt a three-point turn in a vehicle, only to find that the space is too narrow and requires a turn of four, five, six or more points.

As we were leaving the graduation party, I took a wrong turn, but when I tried to pull a quick U-turn I got mike myered between all the cars parked on the street.

mike myered by terriblefish June 11, 2006

mike welfare 

(adj.)someone who is in such an extreme state of laziness that they bore corpses. grass watches them grow. for them, time moves in that lame ass stop motion matrix style combat sequence vision except backwards.

person on an iron lung:

"......."

person to person on iron lung:

"man, stop being so mike welfare and use your own dumbass diaphragm to breath."

mike welfare by steve quix January 12, 2008

Mike McIntyre 

word to use in place of awesome
synonyms: athletic tall beastly charlie sheen awesome

Derrick Rose's dunk was just pure Mike McIntyre.

Mike McIntyre by mikeymac163 September 24, 2011